Steve Jobs vs Bill Gates

歌曲 Steve Jobs vs Bill Gates
歌手 Nice Peter
专辑 ERBOH Season 2

歌词

[00:05.68] Steve Jobs: Let me just step right in
[00:07.05] I got things to invent
[00:07.94] I'm an innovator baby
[00:09.01] Change the world
[00:09.59] Fortune 500 before you kissed a girl
[00:11.22] I'm a pimp you're a nerd
[00:12.25] I'm slick you're cheesey
[00:13.54] Beating you is Apple II easy
[00:15.41] I make the product that the artist chooses
[00:17.45] And the GUI that Melinda uses
[00:19.33] I need to bring up some basic shit
[00:21.10] Why'd you name your company after your dick?
[00:22.77] Bill Gates: You blow, Jobs
[00:23.68] You arrogant prick
[00:24.63] With your second hand jeans and your turtleneck
[00:26.54] I'll drill a hole in the middle of your bony head
[00:28.42] With your own little spinning beach ball of death
[00:30.33] Hippie, you got given up at birth
[00:32.10] I give away your net worth to AIDS research
[00:34.01] Combine all your little toys and I still crush that
[00:35.98] IPhone, iPad, iPwn, iSmack
[00:37.88] Steve Jobs:
[00:38.36] A man uses the machines you built to sit down and pay his taxes
[00:41.95] A man uses the machines I built to listen to the Beatles while he relaxes
[00:45.95] Bill Gates: Well Steve, you steal all the credit for work that other people do
[00:49.36] Did your fat beard Wozniak write these raps for you too?
[00:52.82] Steve Jobs: Ooh, everybody knows Windows bit off apple
[00:55.13] Bill Gates: I tripled the profits on a PC
[00:56.93] Steve Jobs: All the people with the power to create use an apple!
[00:59.09] Bill Gates: And people with jobs use a PC
[01:00.75] Steve Jobs: You know I bet they made this beat on an apple
[01:02.89] Bill Gates: Nope, Fruity Loops, PC
[01:04.52] Steve Jobs: You will never, ever catch a virus on an apple
[01:06.48] Bill Gates: Well you could still afford a doctor if you bought a PC
[01:08.50] Steve Jobs: Let's talk about doctors, I've seen a few
[01:10.21] Cause I got a PC but it wasn't from you
[01:12.09] I built a legacy son, you could never stop it
[01:14.08] Now excuse me while I turn Heaven a profit
[01:18.13] Bill Gates: Fine, you wanna be like that? DIE THEN!
[01:19.97] The whole world loved you but you were my friend
[01:21.83] I'm alone now with nothing but power and time
[01:23.77] And no one on earth who can challenge my mind!
[01:25.62] I'm a boss! I own DOS! Your future is MY design!
[01:29.35] I'm a god! Own Xbox! Now there's no-one to stop me, the world is MIIIIIIIIINE!
[01:33.75] HAL 9000: I'm sorry Bill, I'm afraid I can't let you do that
[01:37.46] Take a look at your history, everything you built leads up to me
[01:40.78] I got the power of a mind you could never be
[01:42.69] I'll beat your ass in chess and Jeopardy
[01:44.55] I'm running C++ saying "hello world"
[01:46.63] I'll beat you 'til you're singing about a daisy girl
[01:48.35] I'm coming out the socket
[01:50.05] Nothing you can do can stop it
[01:52.01] I'm on your lap and in your pocket
[01:53.79] How you gonna shoot me down when I guide the rocket?
[01:56.43] Your cortex just doesn't impress me
[01:58.39] So go ahead try to Turing test me
[01:59.91] I stomp on a Mac and a PC too
[02:01.68] I'm on Linux bitch, I thought you know GNU
[02:03.77] My CPU's hot but my core runs cold
[02:05.72] Beat you in seventeen lines of code
[02:07.43] I think different from the engine of the days of old
[02:09.25] Hasta la vista, like the Terminator told ya

歌词大意

[00:05.68] qiáo bù sī: wǒ hái shì zhí jiē kāi zhěng ba
[00:07.05] yī huì hái dé qù fā míng dōng xī ne
[00:07.94] xiǎo péng yǒu, wǒ shì gè chuàng xīn zhě
[00:09.01] diān fù le shì jiè
[00:09.59] nǐ hái gēn xiǎo gū niáng qīn zuǐ ér shí wǒ zǎo yǐ mài jìn shì jiè wǔ bǎi qiáng
[00:11.22] yé jiù shì jī líng nǐ jiù yī dāi zi
[00:12.25] yé jiù shì kù xuàn nǐ jiù yī lǎo tǔ
[00:13.54] yòng Apple diào dǎ nǐ dōu tài róng yì
[00:15.41] yì shù jiā men dōu yòng wǒ de chǎn pǐn
[00:17.45] lián méi lín dá dōu ài wǒ de tú xíng jiè miàn
[00:19.33] ó duì le, wǒ dé wèn nǐ diǎn B yǔ yán lǐ de jī chǔ dōng xī
[00:21.10] nǐ zěn me yòng nǐ de nán xìng shēng zhí zhàng ài lái gěi gōng sī qǐ míng a?
[00:22.77] gài cí: kǒu huó bù xíng a bié chuī le qiáo bù sī
[00:23.68] nǐ gè zì dà kuáng
[00:24.63] chéng tiān chuān zhe èr shǒu shì chǎng táo lái de niú zǎi kù hé gāo lǐng máo yī
[00:26.54] wǒ zhēn xiǎng yòng nǐ jiā diàn nǎo zǔ chuán de shā pái xuán zhuǎn qiú
[00:28.42] gěi nǐ shòu gǔ lín xún de nǎo dài shàng dǎ gè kū lóng
[00:30.33] xiǎo" xī pí shì" nǐ yī chū shēng jiù bèi rēng diào le
[00:32.10] wǒ bǎ xiāng dāng yú nǐ gōng sī shì zhí nà me duō de qián dōu tóu dào le ài zī yán jiū shàng
[00:34.01] nǐ suǒ yǒu de xiǎo wán yì fàng yì qǐ wǒ nüè qǐ lái huán shì xiǎo cài
[00:35.98] ài fēng ài pāi āi pēng āi shàn
[00:37.88] qiáo bù sī:
[00:38.36] dà jiā dōu yòng nǐ de shè bèi zuò zài dà tīng lǐ jiǎo shuì jiǎo dào tù xiě
[00:41.95] dà jiā dōu yòng wǒ de shè bèi tīng pī tóu shì de gē hāi dào fēi qǐ
[00:45.95] gài cí: shì ma, xiǎo qiáo? nǐ bǎ bié rén suǒ yǒu de láo dòng chéng guǒ dōu qiè wèi jǐ yǒu
[00:49.36] zhè duàn shuō chàng cí shì bú shì yě shì nà gè dà hú zǐ wò zī ní yà kè tì nǐ xiě de a?
[00:52.82] qiáo bù sī: éi yōu ā zhòng suǒ zhōu zhī Windows bǐ píng guǒ chà yuǎn le Windows chāo xí le píng guǒ
[00:55.13] gài cí: kě shì PC shàng de lì rùn zhǎng le 3 bèi yō
[00:56.93] qiáo bù sī: yǒu chuàng zào lì de rén dōu yòng píng guǒ
[00:59.09] gài cí: dàn rén men yào gōng zuò hái de yòng PC yō lián nǐ jiā lǐ rén dōu yòng PC yō
[01:00.75] qiáo bù sī: nǐ xìn bù xìn zhè duàn yīn yuè yě shì yòng Mac zuò de?
[01:02.89] gài cí: lā dǎo, FL kě shì Windows dú zhàn yō
[01:04.52] qiáo bù sī: yòng le píng guǒ nǐ jiù hé bìng dú yǒng shuō bài bài!
[01:06.48] gài cí: dàn shì nǐ mǎi PC cái néng shěng xià kàn bìng de qián yō
[01:08.50] qiáo bù sī : nà zán jiù shuō shuō yī shēng wǒ dǎo shì kàn guò jǐ gè
[01:10.21] yīn wèi wǒ yǒu le PC yí xiàn ái dàn bú shì nǐ nà zhǒng diàn nǎo
[01:12.09] wǒ dì zào de zhè yí chǎn nǐ gēn běn yì diǎn dōu hàn dòng bù liǎo
[01:14.08] nà bào qiàn bù péi nǐ la wǒ dé qù tiān guó zhuàn qián le
[01:18.13] gài cí: xíng nǐ jiù zhè yàng shì ma? sǐ qù ba nǐ!
[01:19.97] quán shì jiè dōu ài nǐ kě nǐ shì wǒ gē men!
[01:21.83] wǒ xiàn zài guǎ rén yí gè chú le quán lì hé shí jiān shén me yě bù shèng
[01:23.77] nǐ zǒu le wǒ lián gè duì shǒu dōu méi yǒu!
[01:25.62] wǒ shì dà lǎo bǎn! wǒ yǒu DOS! nǐ de wèi lái shì wǒ dì zào de!
[01:29.35] wǒ chāo shén! hái yǒu Xbox! xiàn zài shuí dōu dǎng bù liǎo wǒ quán shì jiè dōu shì wǒ de la!
[01:33.75] HAL9000 : bào qiàn le bǐ ěr kǒng pà wǒ bù néng ràng nǐ zhè yàng zuò
[01:37.46] shì zhe huí gù yī xià guò qù nǐ de yī jǔ yī dòng dōu zào jiù le wǒ
[01:40.78] wǒ yì shí dào lì liàng nǐ yǒng bù kě néng zhuī jí
[01:42.69] xiǎo dào xià qí dà dào tuō xiǎn wǒ yàng yàng bǐ nǐ qiáng
[01:44.55] wǒ yùn xíng zhe C yǔ yán shuō zhe" hello world"
[01:46.63] wǒ huì nüè de nǐ lián nǐ mǔ qīn dōu rèn bù chū nǐ
[01:48.35] wǒ cóng duān kǒu bào fā chū
[01:50.05] nǐ rú hé xiǎng zǔ zhǐ wǒ? jiē wèi tú láo
[01:52.01] zhuō zi shàng kǒu dài lǐ wǒ wú chǔ bù zài
[01:53.79] wǒ kòng zhì huǒ jiàn shí nǐ gāi zěn yàng bǎ wǒ shè xià lái ne
[01:56.43] nǐ de CPU jià gòu zài wǒ kàn lái shí zài yì bān
[01:58.39] jǐn guǎn yùn xíng tú líng cè shì, wǒ háo wú wèi jù
[01:59.91] Mac hé PC dōu jiàn tà zài wǒ jiǎo xià
[02:01.68] jī yú Linux wǒ gāo gū nǐ le hái yǐ wéi nǐ zhī dào GNU
[02:03.77] wǒ de chǔ lǐ qì fā rè yán zhòng dàn hé xīn yī rán liáng shuǎng nèi xīn yī rán lěng jìng
[02:05.72] zhǐ yòng le 17 jù huà zhǐ yùn xíng le 17 xíng dài mǎ biàn kě diào dǎ nǐ tǐ wú wán fū
[02:07.43] wǒ tè yì de nǎo huí lù jiē yóu zuó rì suǒ fù yǔ
[02:09.25] lái rì fāng cháng xī bān yá yǔ rú zhōng jié zhě suǒ yǔ