[00:01.59]Epic Rap Battles of History
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[00:05.62]\\  Thomas Edison  //
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[00:07.42]VerSuS
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[00:08.39]\\  Nikola Tesla  //
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[00:10.56]Step up!
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[00:11.43]You'll be shocked
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[00:12.09]when I spit and start static.
[00:13.37]
[00:13.38]I'll rip your style
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[00:14.15]and add it to my long list of patents!
[00:15.71]
[00:15.72]While you were busy digging ditches and burning bridges,
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[00:18.21]I'm pumping out inventions, stacking riches,
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[00:19.80]so go back to your pigeons!
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[00:21.22]You're a geek,
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[00:22.12]plagued by OCD!
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[00:23.64]You never had sex,
[00:24.71]
[00:24.72]but you sure got
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[00:25.64]screwed by me!
[00:26.45]
[00:26.46]I'll crush you Tesla.
[00:27.32]
[00:27.33]There's just no putting it gently.
[00:28.96]
[00:28.97]I don't alternate my flow.
[00:30.51]
[00:30.52]I diss you
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[00:31.16]directly!
[00:32.17]
[00:32.18]I see a universe of infinite energy,
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[00:34.25]But no potential for threat
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[00:35.56]from this enemy!
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[00:36.42]So you can call me Tesla,
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[00:37.83]Nikola,
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[00:38.47]impeccably dressed.
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[00:39.66]Giving lessons in electrical nemesis,
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[00:41.36]this will be on the test!
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[00:42.71]So confess to your thefts,
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[00:44.14]and let the whole world know
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[00:45.47]What the Serbian did
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[00:46.60]for the Wizard of Menlo!
[00:48.48]
[00:48.49]History is getting rewritten,
[00:49.90]
[00:49.91]and I have reddit;
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[00:51.05]Your best invention
[00:52.09]
[00:52.10]was a way to steal credit.
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[00:53.42]The truth hertz.
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[00:54.34]You're broke and washed up!
[00:55.31]
[00:55.32]Don't give a smidgen
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[00:56.16]bout your visions if they can't make a buck!
[00:57.84]
[00:57.85]I conduct business,
[00:58.80]
[00:58.81]understood things you never could.
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[01:00.63]So dope that I even make New Jersey look good!
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[01:03.16]I'm on the record I invented.
[01:04.60]
[01:04.61]You got duped, there, I said it,
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[01:05.84]And I'll bet you 50 thousand dollars
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[01:07.66]that you'll never forget it!
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[01:08.48]Without me,
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[01:09.35]here's a taste of what this battle would be!
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[01:11.59]No lights, no camera, no sound. See?
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[01:14.74]You fool,
[01:15.45]
[01:15.46]you think that you can touch me with this?
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[01:17.03]You couldn't handle my gifts
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[01:18.16]with your greedy little mind.
[01:19.70]
[01:19.71]What's inside mine was ahead of its own time!
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[01:21.92]You did not steal from me,
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[01:23.30]you stole me from mankind!
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[01:24.88]It's a wireless transmission of truth,
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[01:26.94]And it's shocking real story of a banker and you,
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[01:29.48]And if the people knew
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[01:30.65]you stopped me from making power free,
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[01:32.38]They would curse the con Edison with every utility!
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[01:35.58]Who won?
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[01:36.71]Who's next?
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[01:38.04]you decide
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[01:40.90]Epic Rap Battles of History
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