EPIC RAP BATTLE OF HISTORY!!!
RASPUTIN

STALIN!!

（Rasputin） Cool moustache Wario.
try messing withthe Mad Monk.You'll be sorry, yo.
How many dictators does it take
To turn an empire into a union of ruinous states?
It's a disgrace what you did to your own people
You daddy beat you like a dog and now you're evil.
You're from Georgia sweet Georgia
And the history books unfold ya.
As a messed up mutha fucka bent in the mind.
Who built as uperpower,but he paid the price
With the endless destruction of Russian lives
If you're the man of steel I spit kryptonite
Big dick my stick nown to hypnotize
I could end you with a whisper to your wife
(Stalin)Lock into my eyes you perverted witch
See the soul of the man who made mother Russia his bitch
you think I give a fuck about my wife?
My own son got locked up in prison
And I didn't save his life
you got off easy when they pickled that moose cock
I'd leave your neck in a noose in a treach and shot
Your whole family,shot
All your wizard friends,shot
Anyone who sold you pierogi,shot
Starve you for days til you waste away
I even crush mother fuckers when I'm laid in state
Pride of Lenin took Trotsky out of the picture
Drop the hammer on your harder than I bitch slapped Hitler
（Lenin）I have no pride for you
who ruined everything my revolution.was doing to stop the bourgeoisie
I fought the bondage of classes.
The proletariat masses have brought me here to spit a thesis against both of your asses
Let me start with you there, Frankenstein.
Looking like something out of R.L Stine
It's hiphop chowder red over white
Cause the Tsar'swife can't do shit tonight
And Joseph you were supposed to be my right hand man
but your loyalty shriveled up like your right hand man
Our whole future was bright you let your heart grow dark
And stopped the greatest revolution since the birth of Marx

Yo, I'm the host with the most glasnost
Assholes made a mess and the war got cold
Shookhands with both Ronalds （
Reagan and McDonald's
No doubt
If your name en with 'in' time to get out
I had the balls to let Baryshnikov dance playa

You two need yoga,
you need a shower
And you all need to learn how to handle real power
（Putin）Did somebody say real power?
Да. You want to mess with me?
I spit hot borsch when I'm crushing these beats
Blow it up like a tuba
While I'm balling in Cuba
Doing judo moves and schoolingevery Communist сука
I'm a president in my prime my enemies don't distract me
The last man who attacked me lived a half-life
So comrade come at me
You don't know what you're doing
When you try to bust a rhyme against a mind like Putin
You'll find that the ex-KGB is the best MC in the ex-СССР