[00:00.12] [00:03.15]Yolo… [00:04.93]Yolo… [00:07.54]You only live once [00:09.13]The battle cry of a generation [00:12.19]This life is a precious gift [00:15.00]So don't get too crazy, it's not worth the risk [00:18.24]You know that we are still young [00:21.91]So don't be dumb [00:25.08] [00:25.28]Don't trust anyone [00:27.93]'Cause you only live once [00:30.77] [00:30.95]You only live once, that's the motto [00:33.75]So take a chill pill, ease off the throttle [00:36.27]Never go to loud clubs 'cause it's bad for your ears [00:38.92]Your friends will all be sorry when they can't hear [00:41.72]And stay the hell away from drugs 'cause they're not legal [00:44.85]Then bury all your money in the backyard like a Beagle [00:48.12]'Cause you should never trust a bank, they've been known to fail [00:50.93]And never travel by car or bus, boat or by rail [00:54.02]And don't travel by plane and don't travel at all [00:56.89]Built a bomb shelter basement with titanium walls [01:00.07]And wear titanium suits in case pianos fall on ya [01:03.29]And never go in saunas 'cause they're crawling with piranhas [01:06.21]take the stairs And never 'cause they're often unsafe [01:08.98]You only live once, don't let it go to waste [01:12.00]You know that we are still young [01:15.88]So hold off on the fun [01:18.95]Cook your meat 'til it's done [01:21.81] [01:22.00]'Cause you only live once [01:24.70]Yeah, and here's another piece of advice [01:27.19]Stay away from kids 'cause their hair is with filled mad lice [01:30.28]There's no such thing as too much Purell [01:32.61]This a cautionary tale, word to George Orwell [01:36.03]So don't 1984 us, sending bugs into sockets [01:39.13]Always wear a chastity belt and triple lock it [01:42.25]Then hire a taster, make him check your food for poison [01:45.29]And if you think your mailman is a spy then destroy him [01:48.33]No blankets or pajamas, they could choke you in your sleep [01:51.18]Two words about furniture: KILLING MACHINES [01:53.93]Board your windows up, the sun is bad for your health [01:57.01]And always wear a strait jacket so you're safe from yourself [02:00.03]Take no chances (no chances) [02:02.19]Stop freelancing (right now) [02:03.65]Invest in your future, don't dilute your finances [02:06.05]401K make sure it's low risk [02:09.76]Then get some real-estate (how much?) 4.2% [02:12.39]30-year mortgage, important, that's that's a great deal [02:15.53]And if you can't afford it, don't forge it on your last bill [02:18.53]Renting is for suckers right now [02:20.26]A dependable savings and you'll retired with money in your account [02:24.24]YOLO [02:25.11]Say no, no [02:26.61]Isolate yourself [02:29.45]And just roll solo, be carefulo [02:32.71]You ought to look out also stands for YOLO [02:37.17]You know that we are still young [02:39.78]Burn the prints off your thumbs [02:42.96]And pull out all your teeth [02:45.77]So you can't bite your tongue [02:48.75]Only on this earth for a short time (time) [02:51.34]So don't go outside if you don't wanna die (die) [02:54.70]Just take our advice and hide [02:57.47]And scream YOLO to the sky… [03:00.72]You ought to look out… [03:03.33]