Yolo… Yolo… You only live once The battle cry of a generation This life is a precious gift So don't get too crazy, it's not worth the risk You know that we are still young So don't be dumb Don't trust anyone 'Cause you only live once You only live once, that's the motto So take a chill pill, ease off the throttle Never go to loud clubs 'cause it's bad for your ears Your friends will all be sorry when they can't hear And stay the hell away from drugs 'cause they're not legal Then bury all your money in the backyard like a Beagle 'Cause you should never trust a bank, they've been known to fail And never travel by car or bus, boat or by rail And don't travel by plane and don't travel at all Built a bomb shelter basement with titanium walls And wear titanium suits in case pianos fall on ya And never go in saunas 'cause they're crawling with piranhas take the stairs And never 'cause they're often unsafe You only live once, don't let it go to waste You know that we are still young So hold off on the fun Cook your meat 'til it's done 'Cause you only live once Yeah, and here's another piece of advice Stay away from kids 'cause their hair is with filled mad lice There's no such thing as too much Purell This a cautionary tale, word to George Orwell So don't 1984 us, sending bugs into sockets Always wear a chastity belt and triple lock it Then hire a taster, make him check your food for poison And if you think your mailman is a spy then destroy him No blankets or pajamas, they could choke you in your sleep Two words about furniture: KILLING MACHINES Board your windows up, the sun is bad for your health And always wear a strait jacket so you're safe from yourself Take no chances (no chances) Stop freelancing (right now) Invest in your future, don't dilute your finances 401K make sure it's low risk Then get some real-estate (how much?) 4.2% 30-year mortgage, important, that's that's a great deal And if you can't afford it, don't forge it on your last bill Renting is for suckers right now A dependable savings and you'll retired with money in your account YOLO Say no, no Isolate yourself And just roll solo, be carefulo You ought to look out also stands for YOLO You know that we are still young Burn the prints off your thumbs And pull out all your teeth So you can't bite your tongue Only on this earth for a short time (time) So don't go outside if you don't wanna die (die) Just take our advice and hide And scream YOLO to the sky… You ought to look out…