Hello, It's Me Hello, It's Me Hello, It's Me Hello, It's Me You wander into the bedroom You're drunk, we've done this before You stumble over like 3 seconds later And kick your boots on to the floor I can hardly see your eyes You forgot to put your hair up I can see you've learned some tricks From those boys over in Europe But still, it kinda makes me glad To see how quick we fall into those old rhythms and patterns If you want it, you got it You only want it when you're drunk My friends say you're obnoxious You're not so bad when we're alone Morning comes I know how the next part goes One last dance Then you delete me off your phone In the hallway Your eyes stay on the ground Doesn't bother me because when the weekend rolls around You'll want it, and you'll get it You only want it when your friends have all been bedded You'll be outside smoking on the porch "Come in", I'll say, "I'll give you shelter from the storm"