Traction Blues - Spin Doctors
The coffee at the hospital
Was a low down nasty sludge
I got 19 compound fractures and
I'm talking to the judge
And if that judge don't bust you
I'll take you to the one that will
'Cause I would not be in traction
If I did not fall in love
Call me a dumbell call me a spoiled slug
I tumbled down your staircase
And I'm taking you to court
If that court don't bust you mama
I'll take you to
I'll take you to the one that will
'Cause I would not be in traction
If I did not fall in love
My arm and first 3 fingers
Are in a plaster glove
I would not be on my feet
I swear by god above
'Cause I would not be in traction
If I did not fall in love
If that cop don't bust you baby
I'll take you to
I'll take you to
I'll take you to the one that will
'Cause I would not be in traction
If I did not fall in love
If I did not fall in love
If I did not fall in love
If I did not fall in love