[00:09.22]The name is George Washington, but it’s “The General” to you,
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[00:11.55]Or you could call me President 1 or 3 or 2
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[00:14.57]And you probably heard a lot a silly stories ‘bout me
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[00:16.67]But let me lay it down how raw it really used to be
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[00:19.31]I got a hemp operation, back at the plantation
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[00:21.67]Selling the stickiest shit around the new nation
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[00:23.86]So come run and find me if you wanna get high
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[00:25.97]Cause honestly, I got the bombest, I cannot tell a lie
[00:26.09]
[00:26.09]Cause honestly, I got the bombest, I cannot tell a lie
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[00:29.98]Pick it, dry it, of course I’m gonna try it
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[00:32.17]Bag it, brick it, and then just let ‘em buy it
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[00:34.65]And if the Brits wanna come to take a piece of the cut
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[00:37.12]I’ll raise a whole fuckin’ army, let ‘em see what’s what
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[00:39.87]The King’s like, “Yo…I gotta get paid”
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[00:42.05]I’m like, “Tuff titty, cause yall’s a whole ocean away.
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[00:44.55]And you can try to send some ships just to make me pay up,
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[00:47.12]But that’s an awful long way just to sick these nuts.”
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[00:49.72]You get my fuckin’ message son? Take it Thomas Jefferson:
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[00:54.39]Sell drugs, run guns, nail sluts, and fuck the law,
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[00:59.44]We’re founding fathers, we’re Rushmore Shit
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[01:02.07]And we were all high as balls
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[01:04.93]The Declaration of Independence
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[01:07.27]I wrote so high I’m surprised it makes sense
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[01:09.92]But we take these truths to be self-evident
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[01:12.20]It goes puff puff pass, the next round you get skipped
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[01:15.14]Abe Lincoln, I know what you’re thinkin’
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[01:17.33]Greatest President ever…I’ll have what he’s drinkin’
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[01:19.75]Ha ha, yeah, well see, that’s where you’d be wrong
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[01:22.22]Cause if you wanna chill with me you better go and grab that bong
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[01:24.82]Or an apple or a can, see you do not understand
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[01:26.92]Faded 24/7 cause that’s just the way I am
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[01:29.60]I can see you’re having a little trouble believing me
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[01:32.08]Then check this letter that I wrote, recorded down in history:
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[01:34.90]Ahem…“Two of my favorite things are sitting on my porch
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[01:37.41]And smoking a pipe of that sweet hemp of course.”
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[01:39.62]That’s a quote that I wrote while I was still in office
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[01:42.45]But enough of that I am too high, I have to back up off this.
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[01:45.22]Where’s my horse I think I need to go and ride him home
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[01:47.25]I was supposed to leave about four score and twenty riffs ago
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[01:49.32]You see my hat? I like it I kinda think it looks like a stove
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[01:52.10]Scratch it, pass it one more time and let me hit it for the road.
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[01:54.90]Sell drugs, run guns, nail sluts, and fuck the law,
[01:59.64]
[01:59.64]We’re founding fathers, we’re Rushmore Shit
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[02:01.94]And we were all high as balls
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[02:04.37]And don’t let ‘em try and tell ya’ we grew it just for rope
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[02:07.27]You can check what we wrote down in our harvest notes
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[02:09.12]We separated seeds that we found more potent
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[02:11.92]In layman’s terms we were into getting’ bent.
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[02:14.47]Smokin’ out the Continental Congress
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[02:16.97]Everybody’s bitches be like all up on us
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[02:19.72]Patrick Henry’s in the corner lookin’ pretty well spent
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[02:22.20]Ben Franklin got so high he forgot to be President.
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[02:24.60]Your girl just said she never had it hit so good.
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[02:27.15]Smoked so many trees my fuckin’ teeth turned wood.
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[02:29.35]And if they make a monument to me when I die
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[02:32.00]It’ll be a giant abstract joint up in the sky.
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[02:34.50]But you know they’re gonna whitewash me…
[02:37.12]
[02:37.12]Make up some corny shit about me choppin’ cherry trees
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[02:39.47]It’s hard to control a people if their Founder’s a thug
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[02:41.85]So they’ll just teach that I was all prayers, puppies, and hugs.
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[02:45.08]But that just ain’t the way it was
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[02:47.25]We set this whole place up with a hell of a buzz.
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[02:49.87]So next time they try to tell ya that this stuff is wrong,
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[02:52.25]Look at a dolla, light a blunt, fucking sing my song,
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[02:54.90]Sell drugs, run guns, nail sluts, and fuck the law,
[03:00.06]
[03:00.06]We’re founding fathers, we’re Rushmore Shit
[03:02.22]
[03:02.22]And we were all high as balls
[03:04.78]
[03:04.78]The Declaration of Independence
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[03:07.15]I wrote so high I’m surprised it makes sense
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[03:10.05]But we take these truths to be self-evident
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[03:12.33]It goes puff puff pass, the next round you get skipped
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[03:14.83]We’re the Founders, and we found this,
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[03:17.20]And we found it, with some Canabiss
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[03:19.75]We’re the Founders, and we found this,
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[03:21.93]And we found it, with some Canabiss
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[03:25.74]Mount Rushmore Crew:
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[03:28.33]Stone monument to some monumental stoners. Ha ha!
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[03:34.97]G Washington, T Jefferson, and A Lincoln
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[03:39.73]And fuck that other guy…Calvin Coolidge?…whoever the fuck...
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[03:46.47]We History.
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