[00:00.31][Female]: Hi, this is Bridget, should I come over later?
[00:04.40][TLI]: I’m sorry, I don’t know a Bridget.
[00:06.40][Female]: Well that’s not what you said when you hugged me last night!
[00:09.28][TLI]: Ha! You think we’re an item
[00:11.21]just because I gave you a hug? Trick, you better think again.
[00:14.15].
[00:18.03]WE. ARE NOT. GENTLEMEN.
[00:20.57]Yo – I’ll hug a girl like it don’t mean nothin’
[00:24.04]Then turn around and start huggin’ her cousin.
[00:26.65]I don’t love ‘em, end of the fuckin’ discussion
[00:29.01]Got ‘em tucked between my wings like Thanksgiving stuffing.
[00:32.79].
[00:33.35]She wanna hug from behind – I did it.
[00:36.34]Then her friend jumped in – I’m wit’ it.
[00:39.51]I hug ‘em tighter than a tube top
[00:41.82]After that, it’s just a matter of time
[00:43.82]Before the other shoe drop.
[00:45.01].
[00:45.70]I get more hugs than Oprah selling drugs,
[00:48.38]And the drug was pure X – no!, Mary Jo Sex.
[00:51.38]Just hugs.
[00:51.88].
[00:52.51]Don’t get mad, girl. We get mad girls,
[00:55.82]And we’re hugging all over the world.
[00:58.69]So don’t catch feelings, it ain’t love.
[01:01.88]We’re just the kings of giving out hugs.
[01:05.57]And if you wanna settle down, you know you got us all wrong,
[01:10.70]So we on to the next one, no disrespect, hon
[01:14.36]But you can’t hug a rolling stone.
[01:16.47].
[01:16.84]You can’t hug a rolling stone cause it’ll crush you.
[01:19.47]Begging me to hug you again? That’s when I shush you.
[01:22.40]On an airplane, at a Knick game,
[01:24.07]Feel the same damn thing when I hug them,
[01:25.68]Which is nothing.
[01:26.31]Can’t trust them, lose all respect when I hug them.
[01:28.56]Now guess who’s back in the motherfucking house
[01:31.57]With a fat hug for your sweater and your blouse.
[01:34.51]Hugged so many ladies, arms shaky and shit,
[01:37.31]Because I’m the Wilt Chamberlain of the upper-body grip.
[01:40.25].
[01:40.99]Cause I get more hugs than a batch of puppy pugs,
[01:43.75]Sitting on a fluffy rug, getting tickled touched and rubbed.
[01:46.75](OH SHIT! )
[01:47.75]Real talk, like you chatting with a fisherman.
[01:50.09]Wrap these chicks up like a motherfucking swisher, man.
[01:53.09].
[01:54.09]This ain’t love girl, because this hug world
[01:57.53]Is just a big Game of Thrones.
[01:59.84]We the king of the castle, got arms like a lasso.
[02:03.20]But you can’t hug a rolling stone.
[02:05.45].
[02:05.70]I been hugging on your mama,
[02:07.09]Especially when your daddy’s gone,
[02:08.76]Wearing his pajamas,
[02:09.89]I know you thinking that is wrong.
[02:11.73]I don’t care what some does,
[02:13.26]I’m concentrating on her back.
[02:14.92]I just wanna hug your mama in her Subaru hatchback.
[02:18.04]Put her in a figure-4, yes I’m a hug gigolo.
[02:20.85]Now she tells her tupperware friends to let their sisters know…
[02:24.23].
[02:24.42]…that I give more hugs than Atlas had shrugs
[02:26.79](Brush my head on her shoulder)
[02:28.29]While your man mean mugs
[02:29.54].
[02:29.86]
[02:31.07]We had fun, girl. But don’t get swung, girl
[02:34.51]Just because I hugged you raw.
[02:37.23]We can do a group thing, bring Sarah and Suan
[02:40.52]And we can have a hug-a-trois.
[02:43.90]So quit trying to own my hugs
[02:46.21]I gave you these arms on loan
[02:48.27]So come give me a hug,
[02:49.77]The waistline and above.
[02:51.46]When push comes to shove,
[02:52.93]You can’t hug a rolling stone.
[02:55.31].
[02:57.37]Hug yo’ bad P, bitches.
[02:58.87].