[00:00.91]Ladies and Gentleman, the mayor of New York.
[00:03.16]Good morning.
[00:04.10]It's been brought to my attention that many rap artists
[00:06.78]claim that they run New York.
[00:08.77]But this is not the case.
[00:10.40]In fact, I wrote my own song about what it's really like.
[00:14.04]Please excuse the profanity in advance.
[00:16.58]Hit it.
[00:17.14]I run New York!
[00:19.30]New York, big city of dreams
[00:21.49]and you know that I run this town
[00:24.78]king of the streets, dressed in concrete
[00:27.35]skyscrapers on my crown
[00:28.85].
[00:29.85]So if you want this Big Apple
[00:33.57]come try to take a bite!
[00:36.31]Cause I run this motherfucking city
[00:38.69]and I won't give it up without a fight!
[00:41.13].
[00:42.26]Yo I run New York
[00:43.63]It's a pain in the ass
[00:45.07]The city's crowded as fuck
[00:46.44]and it's covered in trash
[00:48.07]and the sanitation chief just shoveled shit in my face
[00:50.76]another transit strike? aw, fucking great!
[00:53.93]I can't wait to have another meeting with the labor union
[00:57.43]so that Mark can bend me over and then shove their fucking shoe in
[01:00.79]but I do it so you can sip your pumpkin lattes
[01:03.46]I literally run New York and it's exhausting!
[01:06.08].
[01:06.33]I run New York
[01:07.33]it's a fucking headache
[01:09.01]it really wears you down
[01:11.79]in this lake of bureaucratic bullshit
[01:14.79]it's a miracle I don't drown!
[01:17.07].
[01:17.57]I don't literally run New York
[01:19.69]I run the marathon
[01:21.07]plus I organize it
[01:22.13]so I double run the marathon
[01:23.69]but no one seems to give a fuck that I'm a paragon
[01:26.69]instead they photoshop me so it's looking like I wear a thong
[01:30.07]so they laugh at it in my own office when I'm gone
[01:33.01]went to the Nick's game and they booed me on the Jumbo Tron
[01:36.13]excuse me for trying to help you
[01:38.51]they won't be satisfied till I'm locked up in Belleview
[01:41.55]I guess they don't tell you this job sucks dick!
[01:44.49]I run New York and it feels like shit!
[01:47.10].
[01:47.58]The chief of Police is a major bully
[01:50.19]he laughs at my ideas
[01:53.13]he made fun of my tie last week
[01:56.16]and I had to fight back tears!
[01:58.44].
[01:59.13]Now on the surface, it probably looks like I should quit
[02:02.07]cause I spend every day getting punched in the dick
[02:05.07]but at night I travel down into the subway
[02:07.94]wearing chain mail, locked and loaded for gun play
[02:11.30]and battle the gigantic fire breathing mutant rats
[02:14.10]if I fucking quit, who the fuck would do that?
[02:17.16]I'll give you a hint, the answer is no one
[02:20.09]that's why I'm in the sewer dressed up like a show gun
[02:23.09]cause I'm the equinox
[02:24.40]I helped James Springs
[02:26.01]releasing hounds reef in the blood of kings
[02:28.95]and no one even knows, they just think I'm a dork
[02:31.69]but I still kill those fucking dogs, cause I run New York!
[02:34.62].
[02:35.07]I run New York
[02:36.26]it's a shitty gig
[02:37.57]no overtime in my pay
[02:40.62]I asked the city for a fucking bonus
[02:43.46]and they said no fucking way!
[02:46.57]so rotten is this big apple
[02:49.79]it's crawling with worms inside
[02:52.46]but I run this motherfucking shit hole city and it makes me want to die!
[02:57.82].
[03:00.21]I run New York!
[03:02.03]Thank you.