[00:00.04]Nowadays, everybody's using curse words.
[00:02.76]Seems to me like it ain't necessary.
[00:05.35]Yeah, so when I get steamed,
[00:07.22]Yo - I tell 'em like this:
[00:09.40].
[00:10.34]I don't give a honk, I don't give a honk,
[00:12.77]And if you think I do, my friend
[00:14.46]Then you're wronk.
[00:15.34]Your crocodile tears can go and got gonk.
[00:17.79]You think I'm a funk, but we don't give a honk.
[00:20.47]I'm a wild child and I'm on the loose,
[00:22.71]Giving less of a honk than a Muslim goose.
[00:25.30]Saw a broken car horn and its honk was faint,
[00:27.80]Man if I was Senator, it'd be a honkless state.
[00:30.42]Yo, I drove past a rally saying "Honk For Peace",
[00:32.79]So I took out my gun and shot 'em all in the knees.
[00:35.40]I don't give a honk! You picked the wrong dude.
[00:38.01]If a honk was my virginity, consider me prude.
[00:40.18].
[00:40.55]I consider it rude to have honk-spectations,
[00:43.04]Only thing I give a honk is a long vacation.
[00:45.60]On a long space station, can't hear you scream
[00:48.04]And they sure can't hear you honk, know what I mean?
[00:50.92]Yo we told you before: we don't give a honk,
[00:53.13]And saying that we do is just simpoly ridonk.
[00:55.57]You could try to buy us off with your pesos and francs,
[00:58.07]But your money means nothing - you could take it to the bonk.
[01:00.93]Man, I'm stingy when it comes to my honks (me too)
[01:03.12]I literally stick 'em to my body with glue.
[01:05.49]Good thinkin' Abe Lincoln, you're a real smart cookie.
[01:08.29]Teach a class about giving a honk? I'm playing hooky.
[01:11.04]Now what you gonna do with all your honks?
[01:13.15]Gonna dive in and swim like Scrooge McDonk.
[01:15.74]Cause for a honk I'd bite a chunk out of a Buddhist monk,
[01:18.43]And at his funeral, everyone will sing this sonk.
[01:21.10]Yo we told you before: we don't give a honk.
[01:23.48]Got a theory that we do? Well your theory's debunked.
[01:25.83]Save the drama for your mama cause your -itis is bronch-.
[01:28.46]Our policy is staunch: we don't give a honk.
[01:30.82]You know a honk in some countries is considered a food,
[01:33.01]And if you don't eat it all, it's considered quite rude.
[01:35.93]We all know we're born with 100 honks,
[01:38.43]But people throw 'em away like they were Donkey Konks
[01:40.92]And the honks are the barrels.
[01:42.35].
[01:42.67]The kings and the pharaohs sing about honks
[01:44.67]Like they were Christmas carols.
[01:46.23]I'll punch you in the jeans,
[01:47.41]But this ain't Lonely Island.
[01:48.67]And if I catch you steaming my honks,
[01:50.41]I'll get violent.
[01:51.42]Yo we told you before: we don't give a honk,
[01:53.73]Even if you give us candy like Willy the Wonk.
[01:56.09]But don't come for my honks, better know your place.
[01:58.59]Mother-honkers honk around and get honked in the face.
[02:01.23].
[02:01.67]This the not honking around crew,
[02:06.15]And this not honking around thing is about to go both ways.