[00:01.117]Lonely Island, we got the whole family here [00:04.111]Time to meet the crew, y'all [00:05.117] [00:05.866]My name is Jorm, you could call me J-Orgus [00:07.614]Ride around town bumping Fugees in a tortoise [00:10.123] [00:10.613]Yo, I'm Artemus Prime, also known as Young Sandwich [00:12.868]Lonely Island got amigos like my man John Lanis [00:15.125] [00:15.879]Kiv in the house but you can call me Young Dad [00:18.127]Rocking pink Adidas, never wear plaid [00:20.370] [00:20.866]I'm Little Tony, I'm always playing pranks, [00:23.122]Make you run out the room 'cause my booty's gang [00:26.117] [00:26.358]I'm the fat one, they call me Fat Bob [00:28.368]I get all the ladies even though I'm a slob [00:31.120] [00:31.615]I'm Piccolo Pete, I'm a part of the crew [00:33.617]You'll know that it's me from the sound of my flute [00:36.126] [00:36.623]Hell, I'm Sick Eric, I'm always sick [00:38.879]You can catch me on the corner taking antibiotics [00:41.366] [00:41.622]They call me Smooth Guy 'cause I be drinking mad smoothies [00:44.121]You think I got my name from my voice, that just ain't true, G [00:46.616] [00:47.115]They call me Creepy Zeke, you know I do my own thing [00:49.120]My rhymes ain't good but I'm fun in small doses [00:51.366] [00:51.882]They call me Boring Steven, I don't know why [00:54.361]My rhymes are dope and my whip is fly (it's ****ing bullshit) [00:57.111] [00:57.623]I'm a rich guy, I'm doing this as a lark [00:59.864]My sense of humor is extremely dark [01:02.131] [01:02.615]I'm new to the crew and no one trusts me at all [01:04.872]If they'd get to know me they'd see I'm a ball [01:07.381] [01:07.879]People call me Tiny, my name is ironic [01:10.376]I'm 12 feet tall, my life is hard [01:12.373] [01:12.874]I'm a little lost, is this the right studio? [01:15.620]I work for Rod Stewart, you know what? I'm gonna go [01:17.865] [01:18.360]I wear stripes that match the wallpaper [01:20.628]I'm hiding now but I'll surprise you later [01:22.625] [01:23.362]Well, my name is Greg and I'm on the phone [01:25.859]It was my mom's birthday so I had to fly home [01:28.373] [01:29.365]We're the Booty Twins, always smokin' Buddha Bless [01:30.863]Never obsess, Buddha Bless is the best [01:33.359] [01:33.867]Hey, I'm Rod Stewart, I'm looking for my tech [01:35.869]He's always wandering off, what a pain in the neck [01:38.614] [01:39.111]So there it is, one third of the crew [01:42.373]The rest couldn't be here or phone in [01:44.866]But best believe they are missed [01:47.133]Lonely Island, we out