[00:04.57]Damn, I fucked my aunt...
[00:07.44]I can't believe I fucked my aunt...
[00:10.63]I fucked my aunt y'all
[00:12.25]I was thirteen, skinny little freckle-faced kid
[00:15.19]Growin' up in the country felt like doin' a bid
[00:17.93]But the summers were my favorite
[00:19.61]when we swam in the lake
[00:20.99]And trips to the city,
[00:22.11]what a magical place
[00:23.42]First baseball game,
[00:24.61]man, I'll never forget
[00:25.98]Crackerjacks,
[00:26.80]bleacher seats and the crack of the bat
[00:29.10]My friend Tim caught a ball,
[00:30.66]but he gave it to me
[00:32.05]And five years later, I fucked my aunt
[00:34.42]Damn, I fucked my aunt...
[00:37.29]I can't believe that I fucked my aunt...
[00:40.48]Man, I really fucked my aunt...
[00:42.72]I fucked my aunt, y'all...
[00:45.53]Rainstorms always give me the blues
[00:47.71]Worst one in ten years on the evening news
[00:50.96]She rode her bike over cause the streets was closed
[00:54.08]My aunt standing there in soaking wet clothes
[00:56.64]We opened some wine and laughed like kids
[00:59.26]She told me funny things that her and my mom did
[01:02.25]But then my uncle called and she had to go
[01:05.12]And twelve years later, I fucked her sister
[01:07.81]Damn, I fucked my aunt...
[01:10.80]I can't believe I fucked my aunt...
[01:13.86]Damn, I fucked my aunt...
[01:16.17]I fucked my aunt y'all
[01:18.73]It was my eighteenth birthday,
[01:20.05]the world was still new
[01:21.48]My parents threw me a party as parents will do
[01:24.22]My uncle's wife gave me a punny gift
[01:26.78]It was an ant farm; man, she was a trip
[01:29.59]Later that night I was up in my room
[01:32.46]I watched as the small ant community bloomed
[01:35.14]So simple, yet so complex,
[01:36.83]I contemplated my own life
[01:38.64]And wondered what would come next
[01:40.83]I took out my favorite
[01:41.94]ant and crushed it with my dick
[01:43.63]And also, I fucked my aunt
[01:46.00]Damn, I fucked my ant
[01:49.06]And I fucked my aunt...
[01:51.99]Man, we fucked our aunts...
[01:54.55]We fucked our aunts, y'all...
[01:57.05]Oh, I can't believe it
[01:59.48]They fucked their aunts
[02:02.54]I mean, I fucked my aunt, too
[02:05.16]But you don't see me making songs about it
[02:07.97]Although we technically didn't have sex
[02:10.72]Just some above the clothes stuff
[02:13.27]And some under the clothes stuff
[02:15.08]I mean, what is sex, really?
[02:17.08]Is it just penetration?
[02:21.07]Or do you have to finish?
[02:22.32]'Cause I finished...
[02:23.88]
[02:24.70]Damn, I fucked my aunt, y'all...