作词 : Jason Williamson
 作曲 : Andrew Fearn
Music for the masses
I’m out classed here mate
in-between the 'taches
and splash out on shit
I’d better get a penny-farthing
and Marvelous Marvin
Slam-Dunk with a concrete record deal
it’s bound to sink
under the blue rule
where the cuts make people stink
"You smell."
People look like emails
white smiles
shut down shops
couldn’t walk the paper trails
an' in-house fightin'
gets the Tom, Dick and Harry smilin'
Boris Johnson and the Cheeky Girls
shut down the Underground
so it’s back to orgies on the buses
"Drop us a fiver mate."
"No worries."
One pound twenty-nine on shag-all
McFlurrys
McFlurrys
McFlurrys
McFlurrys

I’m gonna wee in a basin
unleash an horrible lookin' vampire like James Mason
clip the ticket
the clip-it tick-tick
now let me through the ****in' gate ya boring tit
what’s wrong with this
it’s all too much
Wobble wobble wobble
I get out of it
Wobble wobble wobble
I get out of it
Wobble wobble wobble
I get out of it
McFlurry
McFlurry
McFlurry
McFlurry

I got a Brit Award
I got a Brit Award
I got a Brit Award
I got a Brit Award
No surrender
No surrender
Animal
five-day bender