作词 : Jason Williamson
 作曲 : Andrew Fearn
Hate's a bit of a strong word as I bump into your sorry arse in the park, as I'm pushin' my little girl.
But what else can you do when presented with a ****in' idiot like you.
I get a latte at the French style café and a croissant and jam.
Sit down, try to ****in' forget about it man.
I hate that lad shit, that red top, "nice tits".
That Ian McCulloch white boy, bore me ****less terrace bit.
Long drawl and calculated hand movement.
Has-bin.
Silent partner at the back giving ****in' blessings to up and comin' twats in macs.
And your job made y'more confident, like a grub gettin' feathers and a beak.
Y'got a big mouth.
I ****in' hate ya.
Always avoid a cunt like you on the street.

The man is a wanker
The man is a wanker
—he don't get much better
The man is a wanker
The man is a wanker
—he don't get much better

Physically past it. Pasty Tax.
D'you want a facial cavity courtesy of my jampandy?
Y'****in' cunt.
I'll have a thirty-two inch waist in raw denim and stick 'em in the freezer. Dunk.
I got years on'yr, while you got belly on me.
In a belly competition mate you'd win easily. Hands down.
With a side profile matching that of ****in' Gordon Brown.
Always at number ten. Always gettin' beaten by nine other men, ain't ya.
Movin' up in the world doesn't mean using the lift mate.
"What floor d'ya want? Don't mind me—I'm in the ****in' thing all day, eeeeeeeeeeee."

The man is a wanker
The man is a wanker
—he don't get much better
The man is a wanker
The man is a wanker
—he don't get much better

Torn apart in all the glory.
Friendships established—y'****in' bore me.
Shit wafer, shit ice cream, the ice cream man did time for obscene... behaviour.
So why haven't you.
Why haven't you suffered like you ****in' should do?
Boo-boo. Boo-hoo.
Cryin' inside, sarcastic out front.
Did I do something bad to you in a previous life you cunt?
One on.

The man is a wanker
The man is a wanker
—he don't get much better
The man is a wanker
The man is a wanker
—he don't get much better
The man is a wanker
The man is a wanker
—he don't get much better
The man is a wanker
The man is a wanker
—he don't get much better
for you
for you
for you
for me
for you