First, Twilight Sparkle,
She's so adorkable,
I love her nerdy style,
Her way with magic drives me wild,
And then there's Pinkie Pie,
She brightens up my life,
I love it when she's whack,
Her parties always make me laugh,
What do I think about,
When I am in this bout?
I see her smiling face,
And then my heart begins to race,
My Super Waifu Animated Girlfriend,
She's got me sinking in, stuck like Quicksand,
My Super Waifu Animated Girlfriend,
Without her in my life, I know my world ends,
Hey, how about Applejack?
Never go behind my back,
She gives a real good eat,
Her country style is so sweet,
Man, how about Fluttershy?
She really is so kind,
Her cuteness drives me cray,
I see her face I'm like, "okay"*
What do I think about,
How can I choose one now,
You don't get what I'm saying,
Mad in love, man, I'm not playing,
She's my Super Waifu Animated Girlfriend,
She's got me sinking in, stuck like quicksand,
Super Waifu Animated Girlfriend,
Without her in my life I know my world ends,
Now I wanna talk about Rainbow Dash,
She's so fast, I don't think I can last,
Her way with fast pacin',
Gets my heart racin',
Sonic Rainblast, giving heart palpitations,
Up next is Rarity,
She's the element of generosity,
She's lovely with all her fabulosity,
And I love when she acts like the boss of me,
I like to let her know that she's my queen,
Even if she's acting a just a tad bit mean,
Learn to lean, give a little,
And she's all yours if you meet in the middle,
Swag,
Swag,
Swag,
She's my,
Super Waifu Animated Girlfriend,
She's got me sinking in, stuck like quicksand,
My Super Waifu Animated Girlfriend,
Without her in my life I know my world ends,
My Super Waifu Animated Girlfriend,
My Super Waifu Animated Girlfriend,
My Super Waifu Animated Girlfriend,
My Super Waifu Animated Girlfri