[ti:Celebrity]
[ar:The Swon Brothers]
[00:08.729]Someday  I'm  gonna  be  famous
[00:12.687]Do  I  have  talent,well  no
[00:16.600]These  days  you  don't  really  need  it
[00:20.412]Thanks  to  reality  shows
[00:24.321]Can't  wait  to  date  a  supermodel
[00:25.692]Can't  wait  to  sue  my  dad
[00:32.52]Can't  wait  to  wreck  a  Ferrari
[00:36.12]On  my  way  to  rehab
[00:38.399]'Cause  when  you're  a  celebrity
[00:42.261]It's  adios  reality
[00:46.119]You  can  act  just  like  a  fool
[00:48.405]People  think  you're  cool
[00:51.64]Just 'cause  you're  on  TV
[00:54.163]I  can  throw  a  major  fit
[00:57.768]When  my  latte  isn't  just  how  I  like  it
[01:01.480]When  they  say  I've  gone  insane
[01:03.512]I'll  blame  it  on  the  fame
[01:05.339]And  the  pressures  that  go  with
[01:08.540]Being  a  celebrity
[01:14.631]I'll  get  to  cry  to  Barbara  Walters
[01:18.644]When  things  don't  go  my  way
[01:22.402]And  I'll  get  community  service
[01:26.370]No  matter  which  law  I  break
[01:30.192]I'll  make  the  supermarket  tabloids
[01:34.50]They'll  write  some  awful  stuff
[01:38.12]But  the  more  they  run  my  name  down
[01:41.364]The  more  my  price  goes  up
[01:44.310]'Cause  when  you're  a  celebrity
[01:47.915]It's  adios  reality
[01:51.877]No  matter  what  you  do
[01:53.959]People  think  you're  cool
[01:56.142]Just 'cause  you're  on  TV
[01:59.849]I  can  fall  in  and  out  of  love
[02:03.709]Have  marriages  that  barely  last  a  month
[02:07.467]When  they  go  down  the  drain
[02:09.499]I'll  blame  it  on  the  fame
[02:11.224]And  say  it's  just  so  tough
[02:14.474]Being  a  celebrity
[02:23.413]So  let's  hitch  up  the  wagons  and  head  out  west
[02:27.374]To  the  land  of  the  fun  and  the  sun
[02:31.285]We'll  be  real  world  bachelor  jackass  millionaires
[02:34.331]Hey  hey,Hollywood,here  we  come
[02:48.500]When  you're  a  celebrity
[02:51.953]It's  adios  reality
[02:52.511]No  matter  what  you  do
[02:57.644]People  think  you're  cool
[02:59.574]Just 'cause  you're  on  TV
[03:02.672]Being  a  celebrity
[03:07.40]Yeah  celebrity