there's a new kind of town

that doesn't hate you wear a new kind of gown

and they'll queue to date you it's a dancehall
for the new freaks baby
with a dancefloor where no one says maybe
cause it's a you kind of town

who cares what they say
you can choose your pronoun

and switch each may day it's a playground
for the new inventors
it's a merry-go-round full of real adventures

there's a new kind of life
just waiting for you with a new kinder wife

and she'll adore you cause you're fun now
and not so boring
here's the sun now
wake up you're snoring