I'm patient of this plan
As humble as I can

I'll wait another day
Before I turn awaya

But know this much is true

No matter what I do

No matter what I say
Offend in every way

You tell me to relax

And listen to these facts

That everyone's my friend

And will be till the end

But know this much is true

No matter what I do

No matter what I say

Offend in every way