Stop Me If You Think You’ve Heard - The Smiths
Stop me oh oh-o stop me

Stop me if you think
That you've heard this one before
Stop me oh oh-o stop me

Stop me if you think
That you've heard this one before
Nothing's changed
I still love you oh I still love you
Only slightly only slightly less
Than I used to my love

I was delayed I was way-laid

An emergency stop
I smelt the last ten seconds of life
I crashed down on the crossbar
And the pain was enough to make
A shy bald Buddhist reflect
And plan a mass murder

Who said I'd lied to her
Oh who said I'd lied
Because I never I never
Who said I'd lied
Because I never

I was detained I was restrained

And broke my spleen and broke my knee
And then he really lays into me
Friday night in out-patients
Who said I'd lied to her
Oh who said I'd lied
Because I never I never
Who said I'd lied
Because I never
And so I drank one
It became four
And when I fell on the floor
I drank more

Stop me oh oh-o stop me
Stop me if you think
That you've heard this one before
Stop me oh oh-o stop me
Stop me if you think
That you've heard this one before
Nothing's changed
I still love you oh I still love you
Only slightly only slightly less
Than I used to my love