I just bought me a great long ticket
I'm gonna use it at 4 P M
So you can call your secret love
And tell the news to him
You thought your little romance
Was on the strict Q T
So if you want your freedom P D Q
Divorce me C O D
I won't be around
To hear you cry
I'm Texas bound
And by and by
You can reach me down in Dallas
A general delivery
So if you want your freedom P D Q
Divorce me C O D
There's gonna come a day girl
When you'll be feelin' blue
You'll find you can't pay your bills
With a little  old I O U
This dynamite you're playin' with
May be T N T
So if you want your freedom P D Q
Divorce me C O D
No need to fall
Down on your knees
'Cause I all I know
Are my ABC
I ain't no college professor
I ain't got no P H D
But if you want your freedom P D Q
Divorce me C O D
I won't be around
To hear you cry
I'm Texas bound
And by and by
You can reach me down in Dallas
A general delivery
So if you want your freedom P D Q
Divorce me C O D