[00:11.458]So you think you're bad with your rap
[00:14.156]Well, I'll tell ya, pilgrim, I started the crap
[00:17.067]When you were in diapers and wetting the sheets
[00:19.988]I was at the Ponderosa rapping to the beat
[00:22.944]Duh-ha, duh-ha
[00:25.697]Duh-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha
[00:28.571]Sure, I rustled some cattle and tended the sheep
[00:31.300]But my main concern was rapping to the beat
[00:34.244]I don't bother nobody; I'm a real nice guy, kinda
[00:37.844]Laid back like a dead fly
[00:39.991]Duh-ha, duh-ha
[00:42.765]Duh-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha
[00:45.635]Duh-ha, duh-ha
[00:48.474]Duh-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha
[00:52.046]I'm talkin' here and now
[00:54.101]Later for the cattle and rustlin' the cow
[00:57.143]If I had a chance to do a repeat
[00:59.920]You can bet your sweet dippy I'd be rappin' to the beat
[01:02.879]Duh-ha, duh-ha
[01:05.690]Duh-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha
[01:08.604]Que pasa amigos?
[01:11.371]Nada pasa, I see
[01:14.537]Two hundred punks, well, what ya gonna do?
[01:17.417]I got two six shooters that'll see me through
[01:20.098]That's twelve dead
[01:22.635]And a hundred-and-eighty-eight pallbearers
[01:25.802]Duh-ha, duh-ha
[01:28.605]Duh-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha
[01:31.493]What I do on your grave won't pass for flowers either
[01:37.368]Now Kurtis Blow, Run-D.M.C.
[01:39.969]You haven't heard a rap til ya heard it from me
[01:42.933]I'm the baddest rapper in history
[01:45.772]And there'll be no more after me
[01:48.742]Duh-ha, duh-ha
[01:51.466]Duh-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha
[01:54.940]Meanwhile, back at the ranch
[01:57.406]Santa Barbara, that is
[02:00.441]Swimmin' pools and movie stars
[02:03.008]Well, the first thing ya know, ol' Ron's the President
[02:05.915]The kinfolk said, "Ron, move away from there"
[02:09.072]Said, "In The White House is where you wanna be"
[02:11.643]So he loaded up the Lincoln, and he moved to D.C.
[02:17.322]Washington, that is
[02:20.871]Politicians taking a sip
[02:23.389]Foreign dignitaries taking a trip
[02:26.203]High tax and plenty Cadillacs
[02:28.875]Duh-ha, duh-ha
[02:31.607]Duh-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha
[02:34.514]Duh-ha, duh-ha
[02:37.276]Duh-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha
[02:40.198]Now ya see me in my movies, doin' my thing
[02:43.343]But deep in my heart, I've wanted to sing
[02:46.098]"Way down upon
[02:48.748]The Swanee River
[02:52.071]Far
[02:54.310]Far away
[02:57.589]Titwillow, titwillow
[03:00.397]Titwillow"
[03:03.592]I don't think that's your style
[03:05.954]But I'll tell ya, pilgrim, I'm versatile
[03:08.770]Aretha Franklin, Aretha Franklin
[03:11.603]Aretha Franklin, let me rock ya, let me rock Aretha Franklin
[03:14.743]Let me rock Aretha Franklin, that's all I wanna do
[03:17.396]Aretha Franklin
[03:20.236]Duh-ha, duh-ha
[03:23.094]Duh-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha
[03:26.019]Duh-ha, duh-ha
[03:28.790]Duh-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha
[03:31.630]Oh, I'm feelin' the groove now, pilgrim
[03:34.574]Party over here
[03:38.029]Party over there
[03:40.457]There's nothin' to it, the way we do it
[03:43.304]Woop, woop
[03:46.243]East coast
[03:49.336]West coast
[03:52.280]Texas
[03:55.121]Every time I put on pants
[03:57.587]I tell ya pilgrim I wanna dance
[04:00.659]I put a quarter in the juke'
[04:03.290]Then I commence to doin' the Duke
[04:06.084]Duh-ha, duh-ha
[04:08.908]Duh-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha
[04:11.845]Duh-ha, duh-ha
[04:14.667]Duh-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha
[04:17.531]It's pretty easy, as you can see
[04:20.500]Just move your arms kinda freely
[04:23.323]Do a pause, and take a step
[04:26.164]And just be sure the beat is kept
[04:29.062]Duh-ha, duh-ha
[04:31.901]Duh-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha
[04:34.782]I was at the Ponderosa rapping to the beat
[04:37.601]Tryin' to cool off from the desert heat
[04:40.460]I discovered something really neat
[04:43.278]The Duke has moves with his feet
[04:46.194]Duh-ha, duh-ha
[04:49.363]Duh-ha
[04:51.977]I won plenty of ladies with my charms
[04:54.834]But they like me the most for the moves of my arms
[04:57.655]Woah
[05:00.620]Woah
[05:03.829]I'm gonna rap in the East
[05:07.005]Gonna rap in the West
[05:09.198]I'll show ya, pilgrim, who's the best
[05:12.196]Nothin' to it, the way we do it
[05:14.797]Skiddely-be-bop, we-bop, Scooby-Doo
[05:17.607]Guess what, America? We love you
[05:20.711]Duh-ha, duh-ha
[05:23.511]Duh-ha
[05:26.389]Duh-ha, duh-ha
[05:29.114]Duh-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha
[05:31.989]Duh-ha, duh-ha
[05:34.786]Duh-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha, everybody
[05:37.824]Duh-ha, duh-ha
[05:40.566]Duh-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha
[05:43.494]Duh-ha, duh-ha
[05:46.237]Duh-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha
[05:49.186]Duh-ha, duh-ha
[05:52.122]Duh-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha