[00:04.03]Funk dat! [00:14.23]Question: [00:16.13]Why is it that every time I'm walking down the street [00:20.30]Some asshole wants to stop me,just to give me a flyer? [00:25.71]Come on, man! [00:28.01]Funk dat! [00:33.16]Get the funk out of my way! [00:45.79]Question: [00:48.40]Why is it that every time I walk into the bank [00:53.25]The tellers look at me [00:54.30]Like I'm the one that robbed them last week? [00:57.45]Come on, man [01:00.22]Funk dat! [01:05.52]WTF are you looking at? [01:18.30]Why is it that every time I turn on the radio [01:24.35]I hear the same 5 songs [01:27.97]15 times a day, for 3 months? [01:31.94]Man... Funk dat! [01:34.75]Get a new DJ! [01:42.83]Tired of this shit [01:51.30]You know [01:52.23]Every time I see my neighbor [01:54.14]She tells me to stay out of trouble [01:57.10]WTF she mean by that? [01:59.24]The other one looks at me [02:00.88]Like I'm the one that got her daughter strung out on crack [02:04.60]Funk dat! [02:24.95]Seems like every time. It never fails, it never fails [02:28.89]You know, I'm just chillin' in my crib [02:31.01]Mindin' my own business [02:33.23]And somebody wants to call me just to talk about nothin' [02:37.01]Funk dat shit! [02:39.15]Get a life! [02:55.58]Why is it that every time I go out to a nightclub [03:00.79]Only the ugly chicks want to step to me? [03:04.17]I mean, like I'm ugly or somethin', huh? [03:06.90]What the funk do you mean, huh? [03:09.17]Funk dat! [03:12.92]What do you want? [03:15.84]Get the funk out of my face!