Funk dat! Question: Why is it that every time I'm walking down the street Some asshole wants to stop me,just to give me a flyer? Come on, man! Funk dat! Get the funk out of my way! Question: Why is it that every time I walk into the bank The tellers look at me Like I'm the one that robbed them last week? Come on, man Funk dat! WTF are you looking at? Why is it that every time I turn on the radio I hear the same 5 songs 15 times a day, for 3 months? Man... Funk dat! Get a new DJ! Tired of this shit You know Every time I see my neighbor She tells me to stay out of trouble WTF she mean by that? The other one looks at me Like I'm the one that got her daughter strung out on crack Funk dat! Seems like every time. It never fails, it never fails You know, I'm just chillin' in my crib Mindin' my own business And somebody wants to call me just to talk about nothin' Funk dat shit! Get a life! Why is it that every time I go out to a nightclub Only the ugly chicks want to step to me? I mean, like I'm ugly or somethin', huh? What the funk do you mean, huh? Funk dat! What do you want? Get the funk out of my face!