[00:02.23]It's a god-awful small affair
[00:06.57]To the girl with the mousy hair
[00:10.50]But her mummy is yelling "No"
[00:14.48]And her daddy has told her to go
[00:18.52]But her friend is nowhere to be seen
[00:22.38]Now she walks through her sunken dream
[00:26.25]To the seat with the clearest view
[00:30.28]And she's hooked to the silver screen
[00:34.41]But the film is a saddening bore
[00:38.20]For she's lived it ten times or more
[00:41.97]She could spit in the eyes of fools
[00:45.91]As they ask her to focus on
[00:48.74]Sailors fighting in the dance hall
[00:53.17]Oh man! look at those cavemen go
[00:58.82]It's the freakiest show
[01:02.55]Take a look at the lawman
[01:06.13]Beating up the wrong guy
[01:08.25]Oh man! Wonder if he'll ever know
[01:13.80]He's in the best selling show
[01:17.73]Is there life on Mars?
[01:19.05]
[01:42.17]It's on Amerika's tortured brow
[01:46.27]That Mickey Mouse has grown up a cow
[01:50.40]Now the workers have struck for fame
[01:54.59]'Cause Lennon's on sale again
[01:58.17]See the mice in their million hordes
[02:02.09]From Ibeza to the norfolk broads
[02:05.92]Rule Britannia is out of bounds
[02:09.75]To my mother, my dog, and clowns
[02:13.81]But the film is a saddening bore
[02:17.64]'Cause I wrote it ten times or more
[02:21.42]It's about to be writ again
[02:25.35]As I ask you to focus on
[02:27.88]Sailors fighting in the dance hall
[02:32.18]Oh man! Look at those cavemen go
[02:38.11]It's the freakiest show
[02:41.71]Take a look at the Lawman
[02:45.08]Beating up the wrong guy
[02:47.36]Oh man! Wonder if he'll ever know
[02:52.96]He's in the best selling show
[02:56.89]Is there life on Mars?