[00:00.00] 作曲 : Hadouken!
[00:00.12]Theres a story about a bloke named
[00:14.16]Jerry Got slaughtered and got real lairy
[00:16.38]In the pub he acted obsured
[00:17.85]And he came onto a boxer's bird
[00:19.92]So he got knocked out
[00:21.03]Face swelled up like a rainbow trout
[00:22.83]His girl found out the truth
[00:24.09]But he couldn't explain cause he'd lost a tooth
[00:26.13]I wanna drink drink drink smoke **** fight
[00:29.40]I wanna shout and scream,
[00:31.44]I wanna die!
[00:32.70]I wanna be arrested
[00:34.23]I wanna be molested
[00:36.06]And I damaged my brain, next weekend lets do it again!
[00:39.00]An anecdote about a man named clive
[00:40.32]Wasnt one to usually drink drive
[00:41.58]And after all he'd been through a stack
[00:42.93]And so it was a bit far to walk back
[00:43.98]A month later and he's sitting in court
[00:46.20]For the two lives he cut short
[00:47.22]Man slaughter he's convicted
[00:49.32]For the pain that he inflicted
[01:06.33]Spinning, my head is spinning, up around around!
[01:07.92]Down to the pub
[01:08.52]Up to the club!
[01:09.63]My stomach's turning, oh my body's burning
[01:10.86]Our liquid lives
[01:11.37]This is how we all survive
[01:12.63]Here's a story about a chap named
[01:13.59]Bart Drank 4 pints in hour and a half
[01:31.05]Although the night had just begun
[01:31.83]Cause the local pub was open till one
[01:34.80]The next morning out in the country
[01:38.55]Hung over and on the hunt he
[01:40.26]Was still drunk and he risked hiself
[01:42.30]Fell off his horse and shot himself
[01:43.41]I wanna drink drink drink smoke **** fight
[01:46.68]I wanna shout, drink, scream,
[01:48.72]I wanna die!
[01:50.01]I wanna be arrested
[01:51.51]I wanna be molested
[01:53.34]And I've damaged my brain, next weekend lets do it again!
[01:56.13]Here's a story about a girl named
[01:57.60]Kate Got wasted and got date raped
[01:59.49]When they told the doctors she'd sued
[02:00.81]The found no chemicals was in her bloodstream 'well nothing malicious, but the alcohol levels were suspicious!'
[02:04.47]When asked who had hurt her
[02:06.93]Poor old Kate couldn't remember.
[02:07.80]Our liquid lives this is how we all survive
[02:13.05]And my heads in pain, next weekend lets do it again
[02:15.30]Down to the pub
[02:15.69]Upto the club!
[02:19.11]And I've damaged my brain, next weekend lets do it again!
[02:23.61]Spinning, my head is spinning, up around around!
[02:25.17]Down to the pub
[02:25.80]Up to the club!
[02:27.03]My stomach's turning, oh my body's burning
[02:30.36]Our liquid lives
[02:31.62]This is how we all survive (Go on, drink up England! Come on, swig it up. It's what you all do best!)