[00:00.000]Bum stiggedy bum stiggedy bum, hon, I got the old pa-rum-pum-pum-pum
[00:07.696]But I can fe-fi or fo, diddly-bum, here I come
[00:09.444]So Peter Piper, I'm hyper than Pinocchio's nose
[00:12.440]I'm the supercalafragilistic tic-tac pro
[00:14.946]I gave my oopsy, daisy, now you've got the Crazy
[00:17.691]I'm Crazy with the books, Googley-goo where's the gravy
[00:19.936]So one two, um, buckle my, um shoe
[00:22.443]Yabba Doo, hippity-hoo, crack a brew
[00:24.688]So trick or treat, smell my feet, yup I drippedy-dropped a hit
[00:27.197]So books get on your mark and spark that old censorship
[00:29.687]Drats and double drats, I smiggedy-smacked some whiz kids
[00:32.434]The boogedy-woogedly Brooklyn boy's about to get his, dig
[00:34.444]My waist bone's connected to my hip bone
[00:36.945]My hip bone's connected to my thigh bone
[00:38.935]My thigh bone's connected to my knee bone
[00:41.189]My knee bone's connected to my hardy-har-har-har
[00:44.693]The jibbedy-jabber jaw ja-jabbing at your funny bone, um
[00:46.939]Skip the Ovaltine, I'd rather have a honeycomb
[00:48.937]Or preferably the sinsemilla, Let's spiggedy-spark the blunts, um
[00:51.689]Dun dun dun dun dun, dun dun
[00:53.694]They want EFX, some live EFX
[00:56.183]They want EFX, some live EFX
[00:58.186]They want EFX, some live EFX
[01:00.691]Snap a neck for some live EFX
[01:03.197]Well I'll be darned, shiver me timbers yo, head for the hills!
[01:05.443]I picked a weeping willow, and a daffodil
[01:07.935]So back up bucko or I'll pulverize McGruff
[01:10.693]Cause, this little piggy gets, busy and stuff
[01:12.684]Arrivederci, heavens to mercy, honky tonk I get swift
[01:15.190]I caught a Snuffleupagus and smoked a boogaloo spliff
[01:17.446]I got the nooks, the cranies, the nitty gritty 40 doe
[01:19.937]So all aboard, castaway, hey where's my boogaloo?
[01:22.434]Oh-h-h-h-h-h-hhh I'm steamin, a-go-ny!
[01:24.699]Why's everybody always pickin on me?
[01:26.938]They call me Puddin' Tane, and rap's my game
[01:29.697]You ask me again and I'll t-tell you the same
[01:31.685]Since I'm the vocal vegemintarian, stick 'em up freeze so
[01:34.439]No Parks sausages, mom, please
[01:37.188]A-Blitz shoots the breeze, twiddly-dee shoots his lip
[01:39.440]Crazy Drayzie shot the sheriff yup, and I shot the gift
[01:41.690]And that's PRET-TY SNEA-KY SIS, oh yo
[01:44.194]I got my socks off, my rocks off, my Nestle's cup of cocoa
[01:46.439]Holly Hobbie tried to slob me, tried to rob me silly stunt
[01:48.942]Diggedy-dun dun dun dun dun, DUN DUN!
[01:50.685]They want EFX, some live EFX
[01:53.699]They want EFX, some live EFX
[01:55.188]They want EFX, some live EFX
[01:57.693]Snap a neck for some live EFX
[02:10.447]Yahoo, hidee-ho yup I'm coming around the stretch
[02:12.939]So here Fido boy, fetch, boy, fetch
[02:15.437]I got the rope-a-dope a slippery choker, look at me get raw
[02:17.442]And I'm the hickory-dickory top of morning boogoloo big jaw
[02:19.935]With the yippedy zippedy Winnie the Pooh bad boy blue
[02:22.688]Yo crazy got the gusto, what up, I swing that too
[02:24.183]So nincompoop give a hoot and stomp a troop without a strain
[02:27.436]Like Rosco P.-P. Coltrane
[02:29.687]I spiggedy-spark a spiff and give a twist like Chubby Checker
[02:32.197]I take my Froot Loops with two scoops, make it double decker
[02:34.690]Oh Finster baby, come to Papa Duke
[02:36.947]A babaloo, ooh, a babaloo boogedy boo
[02:39.438]I went from Gucci to Stussy, to fliggedy-flam a groupie
[02:41.945]To Zsa Zsa, to yibbedy-yabba dabba hoochie koochie
[02:44.442]Tally ho I-I'll take my Stove Top instead of potatoes, so
[02:46.944]Maybe I'll shoot 'em now, nope maybe I'll shoot 'em later, yep
[02:48.935]I used to have a dog and Bingo was his name oh, so uh
[02:51.448]B - I - N - G - O-oh
[02:53.943]You do the hokey pokey and you turn yourself around, hon, so uh
[02:56.446]Dun dun dun dun dun, dun dun
[02:58.439]They want EFX, some live EFX
[03:00.693]They want EFX, some live EFX
[03:02.936]They want EFX, some live EFX
[03:05.443]Snap a neck for some live EFX
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