First, I tried to kill it with a hammer Thought that I could lose the head Sure, we've eaten off the silver When even food was against us And then I tried to kill it in the bed Second, I gagged it with a pillow But awoke the nuns inside my head They pounded their goddy, goddy fists From the inside, so from the outside I got good, I stuck it dead And thirdly, I put my lips upon it And blew a frost a across it's flat I wrote upon the outside surface "Tonight we're on the outside surface" "Just you and me girl, you and me and the fat You and me and and fat Just you and me and fat, fat, fat, fat"