Are you insane? 
Welcome to the Asylum 
House of true enchanted minds 
It's the happiest place on earth 
For the violent 
We almost lost ya 
But we caught ya in time 
You're here for life - life 
I'll fix ya right - right 
Gimme your life - life 
It's all you gotta do 
I'll give you life - life 
I'll make it right - right 
You're here for life - life 
I wanna welcome you 
Are you in pain 
Or just merely misguided? 
Tell me of the demons you've inside 
I'll shrink where you think 
Till you're fears are subsiding 
I'm your physician slash 
Magician of minds 
Asylum # 9 
Oh - no running away 
There ain't no place to hide 
Asylum # 9 
Oh- I'm your physician with a mission 
in mind 
Oh- I'm your healer I'm your stealer 
of minds