作词 : Chris Salmon / Andrew Hopper Kevin / Mick Lynch / Robert Mckahey
 作曲 : Chris Salmon / Andrew Hopper Kevin / Mick Lynch / Robert Mckahey
 Big bottom
 Swing big bottom
 Swing-a-linga
 Big bottom
 Swing big bottom
 Swing-a-linga
 It's blubbery burberry baby
 It's blubbery burberry
 Big bumpy bump
 Big bumpy
 Bop-a-lula
 Big bumpy bump
 Big bumpy
 Bop-a-lula
 In terylene tartan lady
 In terylene tartan lady
 Big bottom
 Swing big bottom
 Swing-a-linga
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 Swing big bottom
 Swing-a-linga
 How much is the fish?
 How much is the fish?
 How much is the chips?
 Does the fish have chips?
 How much is the chips?
 How much is the fish?
 Does the fish have chips?
 How much is the fish?
 I don't want a drink but I'll go to the bar
 I'd go for a walk but I ain't got a car
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 I love when it's different but it's just not the same
 The weather is perfect except for the rain
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 Swing big bottom
 Swing-a-linga
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 Swing-a-linga
 Immaculate molars baby
 Immaculate molars baby
 Big bottom
 Swing big bottom
 Swing-a-linga
 Big bottom
 Swing big bottom
 Swing-a-linga
 How do I get off the bus?