[00:03.94]Now I'm a fellow with a heart of gold
[00:05.73]With the ways of a gentleman I've been told
[00:07.73]A kind of a fellow that wouldn't even harm a flea
[00:10.04]
[00:11.19]But if me and a certain character met
[00:13.10]That guy that invented the cigarette
[00:14.84]I'd murder that son of a gun in the first degree
[00:17.63]
[00:18.53]That ain't that I don't smoke myself
[00:20.97]And I don't reckon they'll harm your health
[00:22.57]I've smoked 'em all my life and I ain't dead yet
[00:24.61]
[00:26.05]But nicotine slaves are all the same
[00:28.30]At a pettin' party or a poker game
[00:29.92]Everythin's gotta stop when they have that cigarette
[00:32.06]
[00:33.56]Smoke smoke smoke that cigarette
[00:37.28]Puff puff puff
[00:39.12]And if you smoke yourself to death
[00:40.92]Tell St Peter at the Golden Gate
[00:42.62]That you hate to make him wait
[00:44.51]But you just gotta have another cigarette
[00:47.11]
[01:03.55]Now at a game of chance the other night
[01:05.39]Old Dame Fortune was doin' me right
[01:07.38]Them kings and queens just kept on comin' round
[01:09.88]
[01:11.12]Well I got a full and I bet it high
[01:13.02]But my plug didn't work on a certain guy
[01:14.64]He just kept a risin' and a layin' that money down
[01:17.04]
[01:18.59]He's raise me and I'd raise him
[01:20.59]I sweated blood I had to sink or swim
[01:22.18]He finally called and he couldn't raise the bet
[01:24.56]
[01:25.80]I said \"aces is full pal how about you?\"
[01:27.89]He said \"I'll tell you in a minute or two
[01:29.93]But I just gotta have another cigarette\"
[01:32.03]
[01:33.58]Smoke smoke smoke that cigarette
[01:37.47]Puff puff puff
[01:38.71]And if you smoke yourself to death
[01:40.85]Tell St Peter at the Golden Gateiff
[01:42.97]That you hate to make him wait
[01:44.86]But you just gotta have another cigarette
[01:48.26]
[02:04.32]The other night I had a date
[02:06.11]With the cutest little gal in the 50 states
[02:08.06]A highbred up-town fancy little dame
[02:10.44]
[02:11.76]She said she loved me and it seemed to me
[02:13.70]That things were just about like they oughta be
[02:15.49]So hand in hand we strolled down Lover's Lane
[02:17.89]
[02:19.16]She was oh so far from a chunk of ice
[02:21.00]And our smoochin' party was a goin' real nice
[02:23.15]So help me hannah and I think I'd've been there yet
[02:25.39]
[02:26.78]But I give her a hug and a little squeeze
[02:28.58]And she said \"Willie excuse me please
[02:30.64]But I just gotta have another cigarette\"
[02:33.04]
[02:34.53]Smoke smoke smoke that cigarette
[02:38.21]Puff puff puff
[02:39.47]And if you smoke yourself to death
[02:41.62]Tell St Peter at the Golden Gate
[02:43.52]That you hate to make him wait
[02:45.46]But you just gotta have another cigarette