[00:00.00]Any Man - Eminem (埃米纳姆)
[00:00.42]Hi Original Bad Boy on the case cover your face
[00:04.36]Came in the place blowed and sprayed Puffy with mace
[00:06.84]I laced the **** with insect repellant better check the smelly
[00:09.83]Eminem starts with E better check the spellin'
[00:12.19]With a capital somebody grab me a Snapple
[00:14.42]I got an aspirin capsule trapped in my Adam's apple
[00:17.03]Somebody dropped me on my head and I'm for sure
[00:19.65]That my mother did it but the ***** won't admit it was her
[00:22.04]I slit her stomach open with a scalpel
[00:23.68]When she was six months and said I'm ready now *****
[00:25.71]Ain't you feelin' these kicks cunt
[00:27.55]The world ain't ready for me yet I can tell
[00:29.65]I'll probably have a cell next to the furnace in Hell
[00:32.17]I'm sicker than sperm cells with syphilis germs
[00:34.35]And I'm hotter than my dick is when I piss and it burns
[00:37.08]I kick you in the tummy until you sick to your stomach
[00:39.63]And vomit so much blood that your clothes stick to you from it
[00:42.60]Hit you in the head with a brick 'til you plummet
[00:44.79]If y'all don't like me you can suck my dick 'til you numb it
[00:47.33]And all that gibberish you was spittin' you need to kill it
[00:49.82]'Cause your style is like dying in my sleep I don't feel it
[00:52.53]'Cause any man who would jump in front of a minivan
[00:54.93]For twenty grand a bottle of pain pills and a minithin
[00:57.55]Is ******* crazy you hear me Ha
[01:00.37]Is ******* crazy hello hi
[01:03.01]'Cause any man who would jump in front of a minivan
[01:05.28]For twenty grand a bottle of pain pills and a minithin
[01:07.65]Is ******* crazy do you hear me Is ******* crazy
[01:12.29]I'm ice-grillin' you starin' you down with a gremlin grin
[01:15.15]I'm Eminem you're a fag in a women's gym
[01:17.64]I'm Slim the Shady is really a fake alias
[01:19.98]To save me within case I get chased by space aliens
[01:22.88]A brainiac with a cranium packed
[01:24.73]Full of more uranium than a maniac Saudi Arabian
[01:28.01]A highly combustible head
[01:29.55]Spazmatic strapped to a Craftmatic adjustable bed
[01:32.58]Laid up in the hospital in critical condition
[01:34.91]I flatlined jumped up and ran from the mortician
[01:37.81]High speed IV full of Thai ****
[01:40.13]Lookin' Chinese with my knees stuck together like Siamese
[01:42.89]Twins joined at the groin like lesbians
[01:45.26]Uhh pins and needles hypodermic needles and pins
[01:47.81]I hope God forgives me for my sins
[01:49.89]It probably all depends on if I keep on killin' my girlfriends
[01:53.16]'Cause any man who would jump in front of a minivan
[01:55.66]For twenty grand a bottle of pain pills and a minithin
[01:58.23]Is ******* crazy you hear me Ha
[02:01.08]Is ******* crazy
[02:03.47]'Cause any man who would jump in front of a minivan
[02:05.68]For twenty grand a bottle of pain pills and a minithin
[02:08.32]Is ******* crazy do you hear me Is ******* crazy
[02:12.99]Last night I OD'd on rush mushrooms and dust
[02:15.62]And got rushed to the hospital to get my system flushed
[02:18.10]Shucks I'm an alcoholic and that's all I can say
[02:20.55]I call in at work 'cause all I do is frolic and play
[02:23.01]I swallow grenades and take about a bottle a day
[02:25.41]Of Tylenol 3 and talk about how violent I'll be RRARRRRH
[02:28.47]Give me eleven Excedrin my head'll spin
[02:30.44]Medicine'll get me revvin' like a 747 jet engine
[02:33.52]Scratched my balls 'til I shredded skin
[02:35.56]Doctor check this rash Look how red it's been
[02:37.44]It's probably AIDS Forget it then
[02:38.87]I strike a still pose and hit you with some ill flows
[02:41.22]That don't even make sense like dykes using dildos
[02:43.81]So reach in your billfolds for ten ducats
[02:45.86]And pick up this Slim Shady **** that's on Rawkus
[02:48.49]Somethin' somethin' somethin' somethin' I get ******
[02:51.26]My daughter scribbled over that rhyme I couldn't read it