Any Man - Eminem (埃米纳姆)
Hi Original Bad Boy on the case cover your face
Came in the place blowed and sprayed Puffy with mace
I laced the **** with insect repellant better check the smelly
Eminem starts with E better check the spellin'
With a capital somebody grab me a Snapple
I got an aspirin capsule trapped in my Adam's apple
Somebody dropped me on my head and I'm for sure
That my mother did it but the ***** won't admit it was her
I slit her stomach open with a scalpel
When she was six months and said I'm ready now *****
Ain't you feelin' these kicks cunt
The world ain't ready for me yet I can tell
I'll probably have a cell next to the furnace in Hell
I'm sicker than sperm cells with syphilis germs
And I'm hotter than my dick is when I piss and it burns
I kick you in the tummy until you sick to your stomach
And vomit so much blood that your clothes stick to you from it
Hit you in the head with a brick 'til you plummet
If y'all don't like me you can suck my dick 'til you numb it
And all that gibberish you was spittin' you need to kill it
'Cause your style is like dying in my sleep I don't feel it
'Cause any man who would jump in front of a minivan
For twenty grand a bottle of pain pills and a minithin
Is ******* crazy you hear me Ha
Is ******* crazy hello hi
'Cause any man who would jump in front of a minivan
For twenty grand a bottle of pain pills and a minithin
Is ******* crazy do you hear me Is ******* crazy
I'm ice-grillin' you starin' you down with a gremlin grin
I'm Eminem you're a fag in a women's gym
I'm Slim the Shady is really a fake alias
To save me within case I get chased by space aliens
A brainiac with a cranium packed
Full of more uranium than a maniac Saudi Arabian
A highly combustible head
Spazmatic strapped to a Craftmatic adjustable bed
Laid up in the hospital in critical condition
I flatlined jumped up and ran from the mortician
High speed IV full of Thai ****
Lookin' Chinese with my knees stuck together like Siamese
Twins joined at the groin like lesbians
Uhh pins and needles hypodermic needles and pins
I hope God forgives me for my sins
It probably all depends on if I keep on killin' my girlfriends
'Cause any man who would jump in front of a minivan
For twenty grand a bottle of pain pills and a minithin
Is ******* crazy you hear me Ha
Is ******* crazy
'Cause any man who would jump in front of a minivan
For twenty grand a bottle of pain pills and a minithin
Is ******* crazy do you hear me Is ******* crazy
Last night I OD'd on rush mushrooms and dust
And got rushed to the hospital to get my system flushed
Shucks I'm an alcoholic and that's all I can say
I call in at work 'cause all I do is frolic and play
I swallow grenades and take about a bottle a day
Of Tylenol 3 and talk about how violent I'll be RRARRRRH
Give me eleven Excedrin my head'll spin
Medicine'll get me revvin' like a 747 jet engine
Scratched my balls 'til I shredded skin
Doctor check this rash Look how red it's been
It's probably AIDS Forget it then
I strike a still pose and hit you with some ill flows
That don't even make sense like dykes using dildos
So reach in your billfolds for ten ducats
And pick up this Slim Shady **** that's on Rawkus
Somethin' somethin' somethin' somethin' I get ******
My daughter scribbled over that rhyme I couldn't read it