[00:00.00] 作词 : Bernie Worrell/George Clinton Jr./William Earl Collins
[00:00.00] 作曲 : Bernie Worrell/George Clinton Jr./William Earl Collins
[00:00.00]Good evening.
[00:01.37]Do not attempt to adjust your radio, there is nothing wrong.
[00:05.10]We have taken control as to bring you this special show.
[00:08.52]We will return it to you as soon as you are grooving.
[00:11.75]Welcome to station WEFUNK, better known as We-Funk,
[00:16.80]Or deeper still, the Mothership Connection.
[00:19.98]Home of the extraterrestrial brothers,
[00:23.23]Dealers of funky music.
[00:25.59]P-Funk, uncut funk, The Bomb.
[00:29.80]Coming to you directly from the Mothership
[00:32.74]Top of the Chocolate Milky Way, 500,000 kilowatts of P-Funk-power.
[00:39.95]So kick back, dig, while we do it to you in your eardrums.
[00:43.90]And me? I'm known as Lollipop Man, alias the Long-Haired Sucker.
[00:49.10]My motto is:
[00:50.00]Make my funk the P-Funk
[00:52.50]I want my funk uncut (make mine the P)
[00:55.00]Make my funk the P-Funk
[00:57.40]I wants to get funked up. (wants to get funked up)
[00:59.90]I want the bomb,
[01:02.40]I want the P-Funk (yeah)
[01:04.90]I want my funk uncut. (make mine the P)
[01:07.40]Make my funk the P-Funk
[01:09.90]I wants to get funked up.
[01:11.40]WEFUNK, y'all.
[01:12.90]Now this is what I want you all to do:
[01:15.50]If you got faults, defects or shortcomings,
[01:19.50]You know, like arthritis, rheumatism or migraines,
[01:23.90]Whatever part of your body it is,
[01:26.50]I want you to lay it on your radio, let the vibes flow through.
[01:30.50]Funk not only moves, it can re-move, dig?
[01:34.50]The desired effect is what you get
[01:37.50]When you improve your Interplanetary Funksmanship.
[01:40.90]Sir Lollipop Man! Chocolate coated, freaky and and habit forming.
[01:46.90]Doin' it to you in 3-D,
[01:49.50]So groovy that I dig me.
[01:51.50]Once upon a time called Now!
[01:54.50]Somebody say, "Is there funk after death?"
[01:57.50]I say, "Is Seven Up?"
[01:59.50]Yeah, P-Funk!
[02:01.00]Make my funk the P-Funk (uncut funk!)
[02:03.50]I want my funk uncut (P-Funk!)
[02:06.00]Make my funk the P-Funk (uncut)
[02:08.50]I wants to get funked up.
[02:11.00]I want the bomb,
[02:13.50]I want the P-Funk
[02:16.00]I want my funk uncut. (make mine the P)
[02:18.50]Make my funk the P-Funk
[02:21.00]I wants to get funked up.
[02:22.50]Make my funk the P-Funk (make mine)
[02:25.00]I want my funk uncut (the P)
[02:27.50]Make my funk the P-Funk (hah!)
[02:30.00]I wants to get funked up. (WEFUNK, y'all)
[02:32.50]I want the bomb, (home of the bomb)
[02:35.00]I want the P-Funk
[02:37.50]I want my funk stepped on (Don't step on my funk)
[02:40.00]Make my funk the P-Funk
[02:42.50]Before I take it home
[02:44.00]Yeah, I dig!
[02:45.50]Let me put my sunglasses on.
[02:48.00]That's the law around here, you got to wear your sunglasses.
[02:51.50]So you can feel cool.
[02:53.00]Gangster lean.
[02:54.50]Y'all should dig my sun-rooftop.
[02:56.50]Well, allright. Hey I was diggin' on y'alls funk for awhile.
[03:00.50]Sounds like it got a three on it though, to me.
[03:03.50]Then I was down south and I heard some funk with some main ingredients
[03:08.50]Like Doobie Brothers, Blue Magic, David Bowie.
[03:12.00]It was cool,
[03:13.50]But can you imagine Doobiein' your funk? Ho!
[03:16.50]WEFUNK, we funk.
[03:18.00]Make my funk the P-Funk (ho!)
[03:20.50]I want my funk uncut (oh, make mine)
[03:23.00]Make my funk the P-Funk (yeah)
[03:25.50]I wants to get funked up.
[03:28.00]I want the bomb,
[03:30.50]I want the P-Funk (P-Funk, y'all)
[03:33.00]Don't want my funk stepped on
[03:35.50]Make my funk the P-Funk
[03:38.00](Home of the extraterrestrial brothers)
[03:39.50]Before I take it home.
[03:41.00]Gettin' deep.
[03:42.50]Once upon a time called Right Now
[03:45.50]Ain't it funky now
[03:47.50]Far 'round
[03:50.00]Hey, doin' it to ya in the earhole
[03:52.50]Make my funk the P-Funk
[03:55.00]I want my funk uncut (make mine the P)
[03:57.50]Make my funk the P-Funk
[04:00.00]I wants to get funked up. (I want the bomb)
[04:02.50]I want the bomb,
[04:05.00]I want the P-Funk
[04:07.50]Don't want my funk stepped on
[04:10.00]Make my funk the P-Funk
[04:12.50]Before I take it home
[04:14.00]Yeah
[04:15.00]We're not leavin' y'all, I want you all to stay tuned for Starchild
[04:19.00]Make my funk the P-Funk
[04:21.50]I want my funk uncut
[04:24.00]Make my funk the P-Funk
[04:26.50]I wants to get funked up.
[04:29.00]I want the bomb,
[04:31.50]I want the P-Funk
[04:34.00]Don't want my funk stepped on (oh, make mine)
[04:36.50]Make my funk the P-Funk (I wants to get funked up)
[04:39.00]Before I take it home
[04:40.50]Don't stop, get down
[04:42.00]Talk!
[04:44.00]Blow your horn
[04:46.00]Peee-youuu!
[04:49.00]Wants to get funked up
[04:51.00]Well, allright!
[04:52.50]Make my funk the P-Funk
[04:55.00]I want my funk uncut
[04:57.50]Make my funk the P-Funk
[05:00.00]I wants to get funked up.
[05:02.50]I want the bomb, (P-Funk)
[05:05.00]I want the P-Funk
[05:07.50]I want my funk uncut.
[05:10.00]Make my funk the P-Funk
[05:12.50]I wants to get funked up.
[05:14.50]Make my funk the P-Funk
[05:17.00]I want my funk uncut
[05:19.50]Make my funk the P-Funk
[05:22.00]I wants to get funked up.
[05:24.50]I want the bomb,
[05:27.00]I want the P-Funk
[05:29.50]I want my funk uncut.
[05:32.00]Make my funk the P-Funk
[05:34.50]Before I take it home
[05:36.00]Welcome to station WEFUNK, better known as We-Funk,
[05:40.00]Or deeper still, the Mothership Connection.
[05:43.00]Home of the extraterrestrial brothers,
[05:46.00]Dealers of funky music.
[05:48.00]P-Funk, uncut funk, The Bomb.
[05:51.50]Lollipop Man here, alias the Long-Haired Sucker.
[05:55.50]Chocolate coated, freaky and habit-forming
[05:58.50]Coming to you in 3-D
[06:01.00]So groovy that I dig me
[06:03.00]Yeah!
[06:04.00]Yeah! P-Funk!