[00:09.66]I paint my face every year all day
[00:12.12]The 31st ain't nothin' to me, another holiday
[00:15.03]All of a sudden face paintin's in style
[00:16.89]And I've been doin' ever since
[00:18.00]Gilligan's island was on
[00:19.77]But try to live all year though
[00:21.75]Try pickin' up a chick when your painted up like a weirdo
[00:24.54]I'm 68 years old
[00:25.77]I still trick or treat
[00:26.64]You think
[00:27.00]I care? ****
[00:28.14]I'm tryin' to find somethin' to eat
[00:29.52]And tell your old ladies to keep your pennys
[00:31.50]If it ain't above a quarter, don't even bother
[00:34.23]I'm sick of these little kids to
[00:35.55]I know you did it
[00:36.33]Put a brick in your bag and hit me in the head with it
[00:39.03]And then they take my candy and diss
[00:40.98]Look what
[00:41.43]I got from the fat guy painted like kiss
[00:43.95]All year I'm a psycho uh huh
[00:46.35]I seeBut every
[00:46.80]Halloween, you wanna be me
[00:51.96]They every
[00:52.53]Halloween, they want to be me
[01:01.56]They every
[01:02.13]Halloween, they want to be me
[01:07.44]A gorilla, a buffer fish and a bag lady
[01:09.99]All made love and had a little baby
[01:12.57]And supposedly
[01:13.59]I'm the one
[01:14.79]But at this point that's only purely speculation
[01:17.55]On Halloween people smile at me
[01:19.44]The rest of the year, they dial the police
[01:21.87]They kick me off there lawn and shoot me off there cars
[01:24.12]But on Halloween there givin' me candy bars
[01:27.03]Trick or treat it's 5:30 in the mornin'
[01:29.16]I'm still out
[01:30.30]I'm standin' on your lawn
[01:31.44]And I'm lookin' through your window, tap tap
[01:33.87]I see a gummy bear on the table, ya gonna eat that?
[01:36.54]My paint don't come off, and if it did
[01:38.64]You think
[01:38.94]I'm scary now, ****
[01:41.16]I look like
[01:41.64]Frankenstein that's been slapped with ugly
[01:43.53]Yet children hug me on
[01:45.18]HalloweenEvery
[01:45.48]Halloween they want to be me
[01:55.02]They every
[01:55.20]Halloween, they want to be me
[02:14.76]Three, six, four people hate my guts
[02:17.22]On Halloween though, they wanna ride my nuts
[02:19.86]They dress up as monsters, freaks, and clowns
[02:22.02]And pass jelly bears, goobers, and suckers around
[02:24.42]They next day when
[02:25.20]I try to trick or treat
[02:26.37]It's get off the porch or
[02:27.84]I'll call the cops you freak
[02:29.43]I don't understand you people but that's okay
[02:31.47]I'll see you all next time you try to be
[02:33.27]Violent JThey every
[02:34.23]Halloween, they want to be me
[02:37.59]They every
[02:38.13]Halloween, they want to be me
[02:47.16]They every
[02:47.73]Halloween, they want to be me
[02:50.55]They every
[02:50.73]Halloween, they want to be me
[02:59.49]Everybody in the house(Well I don't care)
[03:12.78]Everybody in the house(Well I don't care)
[03:13.80]Everybody in the house(Well I don't care)
[03:18.69]Everybody in the house(Well I don't care)