[00:01.08]Alright, dig it
[00:22.71]Cold coolin' at a bar, and I'm lookin' for some action
[00:26.88]But like Mike Jagger said, I can't get no satisfaction
[00:31.05]The girls are all around, but none of them wanna get with me
[00:34.95]My threads are fresh and I'm lookin' def, yo, what's up with L O C?
[00:39.24]The girls is all jockin' at the other end of the bar
[00:43.05]Havin' drinks with some no name chump
[00:45.12]When they know that I'm the star
[00:47.13]So I got up and strolled over to the other side of the cantina
[00:51.48]I asked the guy, \"Why you so fly?\" he said, \"Funky Cold Medina\"
[01:11.79]This brother told me a secret on how to get more chicks
[01:15.81]Put a little Medina in your glass, and the girls'll come real quick
[01:19.95]It's better than any alcohol or aphrodisiac
[01:24.06]A couple of sips of this love potion, and she'll be on your lap
[01:27.87]So I gave some to my dog when he began to beg
[01:32.16]Then he licked his bowl and he looked at me
[01:34.11]And did the wild thing on my leg
[01:36.27]He used to scratch and bite me, before he was much much meaner
[01:40.32]But now all the poodles run to my house for the Funky Cold Medina
[01:45.33]You know what I'm sayin'?
[01:46.92]I got every dog in my neighborhood breakin' down my door
[01:50.97]I got Spuds McKenzie
[01:53.19]Alex from Stroh's
[01:54.66]They won't leave my dog alone with that Medina, pal
[02:00.87]I went up to this girl, she said, \"Hi, my name is Sheena\"
[02:04.92]I thought she'd be good to go with a little Funky Cold Medina
[02:08.91]She said, \"I'd like a drink,\" I said, \"Ehm okay, I'll go get it\"
[02:12.81]Then a couple sips she cold licked her lips
[02:14.97]And I knew that she was with it
[02:16.83]So I took her to my crib, and everything went well as planned
[02:20.94]But when she got undressed, it was a big old mess, Sheena was a man
[02:25.05]So I threw him out, I don't fool around with no Oscar Meyer wiener
[02:29.31]You must be sure that the girl is pure for the Funky Cold Medina
[02:34.32]You know, ain't no plans with a man
[02:38.76]This is the 80's, and I'm down with the ladies
[02:41.67]Ya know?
[02:49.17]Break it down
[02:49.83]Back in the saddle, lookin' for a little affection
[03:26.55]I took a shot as a contestant on, The Love Connection
[03:30.57]The audience voted, and you know they picked a winner
[03:34.65]I took my date to the Hilton for Medina and some dinner
[03:39.00]She had a few drinks, I'm thinkin' soon what I'll be gettin'
[03:42.84]Instead she started talkin' 'bout plans for our weddin'
[03:46.62]I said, \"Wait, slow down, love, not so fast says, I'll be seein' ya\"
[03:50.97]That's why I found you don't play around with the Funky Cold Medina
[03:55.89]Ya, know what I'm sayin'
[03:57.87]That Medina's a monster, y'all