[00:00.01]May I have your attention please
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[00:02.88]Will the real Slim Shady please stand up
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[00:06.50]I repeat will the real Slim Shady please stand up
[00:11.21]We're going to have a problem here
[00:12.35]Ya'll act like you never seen a white person before
[00:13.36]
[00:14.68]jaws all on the floor like Pam like Tommy just burst in the door
[00:17.38]started whoopin her ass worse than before
[00:19.30]they first get divorced throwing her over furniture
[00:22.40]It's the return of the
[00:22.63]Oh wait no way your kidding he didn't just say what I think he did did he
[00:27.20]And Dr Dre said
[00:27.99]Nothing you idiots Dr Dre's dead he's locked in my basement
[00:31.42]Feminist women love Eminem
[00:32.87]Chicka chicka chicka Slim Shady I'm sick of him
[00:35.09]look at him walking around grabbing his you know what
[00:37.76]limpin' to you know who yeah but hes so cute though
[00:40.17]Yea I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
[00:42.65]but no worse than what's going on in your parent's bedrooms
[00:44.73]Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose
[00:46.96]but can't but its cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
[00:49.33]my bum is on your lips my bum is on your lips
[00:52.40]and if I'm lucky you might just give it a little kiss
[00:53.92]and that's the message that we deliver to little kids
[00:56.23]and expect them not to know what a womens clitoris is
[00:58.64]Of course they gonna know what intercourse is
[00:59.95]by the time they hit 4th grade
[01:01.92]they got the discovery channel don't they
[01:03.70]We ain't nothing but mammals well some of us cannibals
[01:06.45]who cut other people open like cantaloupes
[01:08.22]But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes
[01:10.18]then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope
[01:13.30]But if you feel like I feel I got the antidote
[01:14.79]Women wave your panty hoes sing the chorus and it goes
[01:16.94]I'm Slim Shady
[01:17.75]Yes I'm the real Shady
[01:19.06]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[01:21.45]So won't the real Slim Shady
[01:22.65]Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up
[01:26.06]becuase I'm Slim Shady
[01:27.08]Yes I'm the real Shady
[01:28.22]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[01:30.45]So won't the real Slim shady
[01:31.84]Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up
[01:35.07]Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records     Will Smith
[01:36.16]
[01:37.70]Well I do so fuck him and fuck you too
[01:39.92]You think I give a damm about a Grammy
[01:41.66]Half of you critics can't even stomach me let alone stand me
[01:44.42]But Slim what if u win wouldn't it be weird
[01:46.66]Why So you guys can just lie to get me here
[01:49.00]So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears
[01:51.62]Shit Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs
[01:53.70]So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst
[01:55.65]And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first
[01:58.25]Little bitch put me on blast on MTV
[02:00.38]yeah he's cute but I think he's married to Kim hehe
[02:02.84]I should download her audio on mp3
[02:04.98]And show the whole world how you gave Eminem V D
[02:07.20]I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups all you do is annoy me
[02:10.35]So I've been sent here to destroy you
[02:12.43]And theres a million of us just like me
[02:14.16]Who cuss like me
[02:14.97]Who just don't give a fuck like me
[02:16.65]Who dress like me
[02:17.39]Walk talk and act like me
[02:18.83]It just might be the next best thing
[02:20.26]But not quite me
[02:21.24]I'm Slim Shady
[02:22.18]Yes I'm the real Shady
[02:23.34]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[02:25.90]So won't the real Slim Shady
[02:26.96]Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up
[02:30.36]becuase I'm Slim Shady
[02:31.38]Yes I'm the real Shady
[02:32.49]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[02:35.02]So won't the real Slim shady
[02:36.19]Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up
[02:39.39]I'm like a headtrip to listen to
[02:40.77]Cause I'm only giving you
[02:41.91]things you joke about with your friends inside your living room
[02:44.31]The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of ya'll
[02:47.08]And I don't gotta be false or sugar coated at all
[02:49.44]I just get on the mic and spit it
[02:50.97]And whether you like to admit it
[02:52.49]I just shit it better than 90% of you rappers out there
[02:55.49]Then you wonder how can kidz eat up these albums like valiums
[02:57.70]Its funny cuz at the rate im going when I'm 30
[03:00.61]Ill be the only person in the nursing home flirty
[03:03.30]Pinching nurses asses when I'm jackin' off with Jergens and I'm jerking
[03:05.09]But this whole bag of viagra isn't working
[03:07.12]And every single person is a Slim Shady lurkin'
[03:10.00]He could be workin at Burger King spitten on your onion rings
[03:12.01]Or in the parking lot circling
[03:13.90]screaming I don't give a fuck
[03:14.76]With his windows down and system up
[03:16.27]So will the real Shady please stand up
[03:18.63]and put one of those fingures on each hand up
[03:20.94]and to be proud to be outta your mind and outta control
[03:23.25]and one more time loud as you can how does it go
[03:25.49]Cuz I'm Slim Shady
[03:26.49]Yes I'm the real Shady
[03:27.74]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[03:30.05]So won't the real Slim Shady
[03:31.29]Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up
[03:34.69]becuase I'm Slim Shady
[03:35.73]Yes I'm the real Shady
[03:36.95]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[03:39.23]So won't the real Slim shady
[03:40.47]Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up
[03:43.88]I'm Slim Shady
[03:44.91]Yes I'm the real Shady
[03:46.11]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[03:48.48]So won't the real Slim Shady
[03:49.76]Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up
[03:53.09]becuase I'm Slim Shady
[03:54.26]Yes I'm the real Shady
[03:55.28]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[03:57.42]So won't the real Slim shady
[03:58.82]Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up