[00:13.000]Well Spider was a funny old fellow, [00:16.500]Had long skinny arms and legs [00:20.000]He used to spin around the dance floor, [00:21.500]That's how he got his name [00:25.000]Well long last Sunday down at the May soiree [00:31.000]Hurricane Lucy hit Spider and the bodies flew every which way [00:38.000]Spider told Lucy 'Girl I'd like to give ya a piece of my mind' [00:44.000]She said, 'Ya better hold on, Ya better hold on [00:52.000]Ya better hold on to it honey [00:53.000]You might need it sometime' [00:56.500]Well the Spider and Lucy they started datin' in June [01:02.000]They danced every night together from then until the August moon [01:08.070]Shined a light so bright they began to swoon [01:14.000]Then the Spider asked Lucy 'girl won't you be my bride? [01:20.000]Well I got a hundred dollar bill and a slightly used Cadillac ride [01:27.000]And girl if ya say I do I'll give ya everything I got that's mine' [01:33.000]She said, 'Ya better hold on, Ya better hold on [01:39.000]Ya better hold on to it honey [01:42.000]You might need it sometime' [02:22.000]Now the Spider and Lucy were gettin' hitched in the Spring [02:29.000]He took his hundred dollar bill and he bought the girl a cracker jack ring [02:34.000]Standing there at the alter it was as quiet as a tomb [02:41.000]Til he promised her 44 kids and a house with 22 rooms [02:46.000]Lucy screamed 'Spider, are you crazy? What's wrong with you? [02:54.000]Ya better hold on, Ya better hold on [03:00.000]Ya better hold on to it honey [03:02.000]You might need it sometime [03:06.000]Ya better hold on, Ya better hold on [03:13.000]Ya better hold on to it honey [03:15.000]You might need it sometime'