[ti:99 problems] [ar:Jay-z] [00:00.47]99Problems [00:00.78]If you havin girl problems I feel bad for you son [00:02.53]I got 99problems,but a bitch ain't one [00:05.03]I got the Rap Patrol on the gat patrol [00:07.84]Foes that wanna make sure my casket's closed [00:09.66]Rap critics that say he's "Money,Cash,Hoes" [00:12.66]I'm from the hood stupid,what type of facts are those? [00:15.63]If you grew up with holes in your zapper toes [00:17.94]You'd celebrate the minute you was havin dough [00:20.32]I'm like fuck critics,you can kiss my whole asshole [00:23.07]If you don't like my lyrics,you can press fast forward [00:25.63]Got beef with radio if I don't play they show [00:28.51]they don't play my hits -well I don't give a shit,SO! [00:31.51]Rap mags try and use my black ass [00:33.46]So advertisers can give 'em more cash for ads,fuckers! [00:36.80]I don't know what you take me as [00:38.73]Or understand the intelligence that Jay-Z has [00:40.98]I'm from,rags to riches,niggaz I ain't dumb [00:43.48]I got 99problems,but a bitch ain't one -hit me! [00:49.05]99problems but a bitch ain't one [00:51.36]If you havin girl problems I feel bad for you son [00:54.05]I got 99problems,but a bitch ain't one -hit me! [00:57.04]The year is 94,in my trunk is raw [00:59.11]In my rearview mirror is the motherfuckin law [01:01.67]Got two choices y'all,pull over the car or （hmm） [01:04.54]bounce on the Devil,put the pedal to the floor [01:06.92]And I ain't tryin to see no highway chase with Jake [01:09.42]Plus I got a few dollars,I can fight the case [01:11.95]So I,pull over to the side of the road [01:14.52]"Son do you know why I'm stoppin you for?" [01:17.20]Cause I'm young and I'm black and my hat's real low [01:20.01]Or do I look like a mindreader sir?I don't know [01:22.58]Am I under arrest or should I guess some mo'? [01:24.89]"Well you was doin fifty-five in the fifty-four; [01:27.45]license and registration and step out of the car - [01:30.26]are you carryin a weapon on you?I know a lot of you are" [01:32.89]I ain't steppin out of shit,all my papers legit [01:34.64]"Well do you mind if I look around the car a little bit?" [01:37.82]Well my glove compartment is locked,so is the trunk in the back [01:40.51]And I know my rights,so you gon'need a warrant for that [01:42.70]"Aren't you sharp as a tack!You should try out [01:45.14]for lawyer or somethin,somebody important or somethin" [01:47.51]Child I ain't passed the bar,but I know a little bit [01:50.95]Enough that you won't illegally search my shit [01:53.32]"Well we'll see how smart you are when the canine comes" [01:55.82]I got 99problems,but a bitch ain't one -hit me! [02:01.14]99problems but a bitch ain't one [02:03.45]If you havin girl problems I feel bad for you son [02:06.32]I got 99problems,but a bitch ain't one -hit me! [02:11.45]99problems but a bitch ain't one [02:13.82]If you havin girl problems I feel bad for you son [02:16.32]I got 99problems,but a bitch ain't one -hit me! [02:19.32]Now once upon a time,not too long ago [02:20.95]A nigga like myself had to strongarm a hoe [02:24.07]This is not a hoe in the sense of havin a pussy [02:26.82]But a pussy havin no God damn sense,try an'push me [02:29.88]I try to ignore him,talk to the Lord [02:31.82]Pray for him,but some fools just love to perform [02:34.82]You know the type,loud as a motorbike [02:36.57]But wouldn't bust a grape in a fruit fight [02:39.51]And only thing that's gon'happen is I'ma get to clappin and [02:42.07]he and his boys gon'be yappin to the Captain [02:44.38]And there I go,trapped in the Kit-Kat again [02:47.38]Back through the system with the riff-raff again [02:49.13]Fiends on the floor,scratchin again [02:52.38]Paparazzis with they cameras,snappin them [02:55.20]D.A.try to give a nigga shaft again [02:57.63]Half a mill'for bail cause I'm African [03:00.26]All because this fool was harassin them [03:02.88]Tryin to play the boy like he's saccharin [03:04.63]But ain't nuttin sweet bout how I hold my gun [03:07.74]I got 99problems B and a bitch ain't one -hit me! [03:13.24]99problems but a bitch ain't one [03:15.37]If you havin girl problems I feel bad for you son [03:18.06]I got 99problems,but a bitch ain't one -hit me! [03:23.43]99problems but a bitch ain't one [03:25.74]If you havin girl problems I feel bad for you son [03:28.37]I got 99problems,but a bitch ain't one -hit me! [03:31.07]..Whoo!Whoo!Uh,uh [03:36.40]Havin girl problems I feel bad for you son [03:38.71]I got 99problems and a bitch ain't one,ha ha! [03:42.77]You crazy for this one Rick!It's your boy!