[00:04.020]Standing in the dock at Southampton,
[00:07.480]Trying to get to Holland or France.
[00:10.920]The man in the mac said, "You've got to turn back".
[00:14.010]You know they didn't even give us a chance.
[00:16.340]Christ you know it ain't easy,
[00:19.720]You know how hard it can be.
[00:23.820]The way things are going
[00:26.470]They're going to crucify me.
[00:31.540]Finally made the plane into Paris,
[00:34.970]Honey mooning down by the Seine.
[00:38.050]Peter Brown called to say,
[00:39.610]"You can make it O.K.,
[00:41.350]You can get married in Gibraltar, near Spain".
[00:43.770]Christ you know it ain't easy,
[00:47.160]You know how hard it can be.
[00:51.220]The way things are going
[00:53.970]They're going to crucify me.
[00:58.940]Drove from Paris to the Amsterdam Hilton,
[01:02.420]Talking in our beds for a week.
[01:05.870]The newspapers said, "Say what you doing in bed?"
[01:08.690]I said, "We're only trying to get us some peace".
[01:11.200]Christ you know it ain't easy,
[01:14.770]You know how hard it can be.
[01:18.550]The way things are going
[01:21.400]They're going to crucify me.
[01:26.330]Saving up your money for a rainy day,
[01:29.760]Giving all your clothes to charity.
[01:33.130]Last night the wife said,
[01:34.810]"Oh boy, when you're dead
[01:36.530]You don't take nothing with you
[01:38.320]But your soul - think!"
[01:40.770]Made a lightning trip to Vienna,
[01:44.350]eating chocolate cake in a bag.
[01:47.740]The newspapers said, "She's gone to his head,
[01:51.140]They look just like two gurus in drag".
[01:53.160]Christ you know it ain't easy,
[01:56.570]You know how hard it can be.
[02:00.510]The way things are going
[02:03.440]They're going to crucify me.
[02:12.530]Caught an early plane back to London.
[02:15.730]Fifty acorns tied in a sack.
[02:19.230]The men from the press said, "We wish you success,
[02:22.620]It's good to have the both of you back".
[02:24.670]Christ you know it ain't easy,
[02:28.120]You know how hard it can be.
[02:32.150]The way things are going
[02:34.930]They're going to crucify me.
[02:39.060]The way things are going
[02:42.040]They're going to crucify me.