作词 : ¡Mayday! 
 作曲 : ¡Mayday! 
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Can't use your weapons no flexin'
That steel is rust around here
Ask the right questions
And then make sure to stay clear
Ain't got no message no bredren
No tears for all my peers
Fireworks for them higher works
Or them dieters are in fear
You can't contest with this next sh*t
I'm a traveler ahead of my years
My perspective it's septic
And it'll burn right through your veneers
Disrespect it and get checked with
That style everybody wanna hear
Your developments arrested then invested
And these sounds we commandeer
Steer clear of the fake sh*t
Drown 'em all all around these bases
I'm a cynic and I lost my patience
World's too invasive
Kill 'em all cook 'em raw
No hands-out if their hands are gone
Prop me off to go sing them songs
And I'm jumping sharks next to the fawns
This tenant's gone took rent and all
You ain't a landlord you're a super
I'm a dragon
Stabbin'at your woman's wagon
King Koopa
And it's hoopla
But I'm pretty sure you're leaving here with sutures
We the Morse-code you the short joke
We force close and reboot ya
Used the future plan famine
Made me change the plan f**k 'em
Been a ruckus to Rikers
Light em up til these eggs spill from these lighters
Tight wires over man-made fires
And the flames are getting higher
Should I jump Turn around once
Or stick 'em all up with my brand new stun gun
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Capture vats of alabaster from these chapters
P T Barnum Bailey master
Punch the wall grab my balls
Spit on any coming after
I heard your favorite rapper
He's a corny a**disaster
His rhymes deserve a soapy lather
Penn State the bastard
Faster goin'plaster
Tar and feather up yo master
Blast a hole the size
As Kansas is where theses Snake
And Bats will catch ya
Your movements came and went
You crashed but left no dents
You left no evi-dence
And ever since the medic rinsed
The blood off of my paws
It's been better prints
Sh*t it's been heaven since
I met a grinch down in the cellar stench
Liable to the vinyl so she presses every second inch
I'll let her get Wrek in a pinch
To see the eager beaver flinch
She a witch doctor Octopussy
Bang Bang Boogie
Smoke a Doobie Howsers
No doobie trapped for cowards
Bark at an alpha dogs twice my size on off hours
Shoot for the stars with missiles
And advanced firepower
Shower me with flowers
Good God-damn I'm so high
In a world where guns are plenty
So you man up or die
Well I guess this ain't my cue
Because I can't fold or fly
Huh should I jump turn around once
Or stick 'em all up with my brand new stun gun
Hey Hey
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Hey Hey Hey
Hit the decks
Hey Hey
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Hey Hey
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