Watch out, watch out, here comes that funky man
You better run, cause he's gonna blow your mind

Funky man
Sock it to me, funky man
My name is-a funky man
Hahahaha
Uh, funky man
What's happening, baby?
Man, you can't do nothing with me
Cause I'm funky
Listen here

Oooh, watch out, here I come again
I'm gonna lay it on you so hard
Move out, funky man
Man, I think I'll move to Philadelphia
How you feel, funky man?
I told you I was funky, baby
Didn't I tell you?

Get away from me

I dig the way you sound, funky man
You dig the way I sound?
Listen to me now

Cause I'm so funky, I'm gonna funk the whole world up
Do you hear?
The whole world is gonna be in my funk power
Watch me come down on all the people
Funk 'em up, funky man
Cause I'm funky
Listen, man

You wanna come in partners with me?
Cause I'm funky, baby
No, no, uh-uh
I'm going home and put on some cologne
So I can smell sweet
But I'll still be funky
Cause I'm the funky man
Remember that

I'm the funky man
F-U-N-K and otherwise
Funky
Funky