作曲 : Parker, Dawaun / Young, Andre Romell
The Underground -Eminem （米纳姆）
A lot of people ask me
Where the f**k I've been at the last few years
Sh*t I don't know
But I do know
But I do know
I'm back now
Back now
Dre I'm down here under the ground dig me up
Broken tibias fibias yeah fix me up
Sixty sluts all of them dyin'from asphyxia
After they sip piss through a Christopher Reeves sippy cup
Dixie cups toxins boxes of Oxy pads
Enough Oxycontin to send a f**kin'ox to rehab
Wack job in the back in a black stocking cap
Jackin'off to a hockey mask at a boxing match
He can't say that yes he can
I just did faggot now guess again
Better text message your next-of-kin
Tell 'em sh*t's about to get extra messy
Especially when I flex again
And throw a f**kin'lesbian in wet cement
Faggoty faggoty faggoty Raggedy Ann and Andy
No Raggedy Andy and Andy
No it can't be it can't be-yes it can be
The f**kin'Anti-Christ is back Dante
It's Satan in black satin panties
This is Amityville calamity goddamn it
Insanity pills fanny pack filled with Xannies
Through every nook and cranny lookin'for trannies
Milk and cookies spilled on my silk n églig ée looky
Razor-ba-lades with me to make you ba-leed
Cases of Maybelline makeup lay on a table of w**d
Slim Shady sh*t sounds like a fable to me
'Til he jumps out of the f**kin'toilet when you're takin'a pee
Here comes the rain and thunder now
Nowhere to run to run to now
I disappeared don't wonder how
Lookin'for me I'm underground
Here comes the rain and thunder now
Nowhere to run to run to now
I disappeared don't wonder how
Lookin'for me I'm underground
Six semen samples seventeen strands of hair
Found in the back of a van after the shoot with Vanity Fair
Hannah Montana prepare to elope with a can opener
And be cut open like cantaloupe on canopy beds
And Glad bags yeah glad to be back
'Cause last year was a tragedy that landed me smack-dab in rehab
F**kin'doctor I ain't understand a damn word he said
I planned to relapse the second I walked out of that b**ch
Two weeks in Brighton I ain't enlightened
Bitin'into a f**kin'Vicodin like I'm a Viking
Oh lightning is strikin'it might be a f**kin'sign I need a psychic
Evaluation f**k Jason it's Friday the 19th
That means it's just a regular day hah
And this is the kind of sh*t I think of regularly
F**kin'lesbian shouldn't have had her legs in the way
Now she's pregnant and gay missin'both legs and beggin'to stay
Here comes the rain and thunder now
Nowhere to run to run to now
I disappeared don't wonder how
Lookin'for me I'm underground
Here comes the rain and thunder now
Nowhere to run to run to now
I disappeared don't wonder how
Lookin'for me I'm underground
Tell the critics I'm back and I'm comin'to spit it back in abundance
Hit a fag with onions then split a bag of Funyuns
Mad at me Understandable cannibal shoot an animal
Out of a cannon and have 'em catapult at an adult
Captain of a cult with an elite following
To turn Halloween back into a trick-or-treat holiday
Have Michael Myers lookin'like a liar swipe his powers
Replace his knife with flowers and a stack of fliers
Hit Jason Vorhees with a 40stuck a suppository
Up his a**and made him tell me a story
Gave Hannibal Lector a f**kin'nectarine
And sat him in the f**kin'fruit and vegetable section
And gave him a lecture
Walked up Elm Street with a f**kin'Wiffle bat drew
Fought Freddy Krueger and Edward Scissorhands too
And came out with a little scratch oh
Lookin'like I got in a f**kin'pillow fight
With a Triple F.A.T.goose
Insanity can it be vanity
Where's the humanity in having a twisted fantasy
With an arm-and-leg amputee
Straitjacket with a hundred and eight brackets
And a strap that wraps twice around my back
Then they latch it cut your f**kin'head off
And ask where you're headed off to
Get it headed off to Medic this headache's awful
This anesthetic's pathetic so is this diabetic waffle
And this prosthetic arm keeps crushin'my hard taco
Here comes the rain and thunder now
Nowhere to run to run to now
I disappeared don't wonder how
Lookin'for me I'm underground
Here comes the rain and thunder now
Nowhere to run to run to now
I disappeared don't wonder how
Lookin'for me I'm underground