Sleeping very soundly on a saturday morning I was dreaming i was al capone There's a rumour going 'round, gotta clear out of town Yeah I'm smelling like a dry fish bone Here come the law, gonna break down the door Gonna carry me away once more Never, never, I never want it anymore Gotta get away from this stone cold floor Crazy, stone cold crazy, you know ~~solo~~ Rainy afternoon, ought to kill a typhoon And she's playing on my slide trombone Anymore, anymore, cannot take it anymore Gotta get away from this stone cold floor Crazy, stone cold crazy, you know, wow ~~solo~~ Walking down the street, shooting people that I meet With my rubber tommy water gun Here come the deputy, he's gonna come and getta me I gotta get me get up and run They got the sirens loose, I ran right outta juice They're gonna put me in a cell If i can't go to heaven, will they let me go to hell? Crazy, stone cold crazy, you know ~~end~~