[00:21.587] If I had my own way, you'd be with me here today
[00:25.332] But I rarely have my own way, I guess that's why you're not here with me today
[00:29.761] And the librarian said 'you can't buy no respect'
[00:34.304] I said "hey lady, what can you expect when I'm lying on the floor?"
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[00:42.208] You're a lovely lady but you don't wanna be no girl of mine
[00:46.512] Well, the only thing you ever done for me was help me waste my time
[00:51.120] And I saw you at the funeral; you were standing there like a temple
[00:56.013] I said "hi, how are you, hello" and I pulled up a casket and crawled in. Yes, I did
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[01:06.421] Climbed up a mountain, and I looked around... some kind of circus with all them clowns
[01:18.849] I said 'hey wait a minute, can't we slow down a bit' and I almost got hit by a truck
[01:30.328] Well, it just goes to show you that we're all on our own, scrounging for our own share of good luck
[01:43.839] Stab your brother in the back and pick up your paycheck
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[02:07.029] Goodbye, lonely-heart drawings, you never did work anyhow
[02:10.648] I'm looking for a nice girl and I don't want no cow
[02:15.532] I'm heading out west; gonna find me the best
[02:20.372] Well, I played the game, but I failed the test
[02:23.680] If I can't be a lover, then I'll be a pest. Yes, I will...