Ray Collins （vocals）
Jimmy Carl Black （drums）
Billy Mundi （drums）
Roy Estrada （bass）
Don Preston （keyboards）
Bunk Gardner （woodwinds）
Motorhead Sherwood （soprano, baritone saxophone）
There's a big dilemma
About my Big Leg Emma, uh-huh, oh yeah
There's a big dilemma
About my Big Leg Emma, uh-huh, oh yeah
She was my steady date
Until she put on weight
There's a big dilemma
About my Big Leg Emma, uh-huh, oh yeah
There's a big dilemma
About my Big Leg Emma, uh-huh, oh yeah
She used to knock me out
Until her face broke out
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ma-ma My Emma
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ma-ma My Emma
There's a big dilemma
About my Big Leg Emma, uh-huh, oh yeah
There's a big dilemma
About my Big Leg Emma, uh-huh, oh yeah
She used to knock me out
Until her face broke out