[00:11.86]Well you're the reason I'm ridin around on big-capped tires
[00:17.25]And you're the reason I'm hangin our clothes outside on wires
[01:34.70][00:52.06][00:22.47]And you're the reason our kids are ugly, little darlin'
[01:40.12][00:57.65][00:28.00]Oh but looks ain't everything
[01:43.16][01:00.84][00:31.18]And money ain't everything
[01:45.85][01:03.45][00:33.73]But I love you just the same
[00:40.84]Well you're the reason I changed to beer from soda pop
[00:46.43]And you're the reason I never get to go to the beauty shop
[01:10.87]I guess that we won't ever have, everything we need
[01:16.39]Cuz when we get ahead, it's got a double mouth to feed
[01:23.56]And that's the reason my good looks, and my figure is gone
[01:28.99]And that's the reason that I ain't got no hair to comb
[01:51.44]Conway, why in the devil don't you go and shave,
[01:53.83]or put on clean pair of pants?
[01:55.82]But Loretta, look at yourself. I wish you'd take
[01:58.56]them curlers outta your hair and go put on a little
[02:01.19]make-up and get outta that housecoat before supper.
[02:05.12]Well let me tell you somethin' Conway. Considering everything that
[02:08.46]I went through today, I look like a movie star.
[02:11.36]Yeah, Ruth Buzzley.
[02:13.69]Thank you.
[02:15.65]Besides that, all of our kids took after your part of the family anyways.
[02:19.34]Oh they did, hunh? What about the ones that's bald?
[02:25.61]Well I guess you could say they took after me.