Weird goings-on at the county jail
Prisoners reading the sheriffs mail
Hes strapped down to a swivel chair
Trying to swivel right out of there
Pin-striped sweets in cell 15
Convinced his self its all a dream
Hes got a pet black tabby cat
That carries a gun and wears a stetson hat
The door flies open, in strides geek
Looking like the front page of newsweek
He says to lou in a voice of glee,
whats the matter, aint you glad to see me? 
Lous on the floor cause he cant stand up
As green as a leaf in a tea-cup
When on to geeks back jumps a stetson-hatted cat
Which breaks geeks neck like he was a rat
Long gone geek! 
Long gone geek! 
Long gone geek! 
Long gone geek! 
Long gone geek! 
Long gone geek! 
Long gone geek! 
Long gone geek!