[00:24.68] It's important to practice good hygiene
[00:27.01] At least if you wanna run with my team
[00:29.34] I'm 'bout to get into some shit that I've seen
[00:31.82] This fool's breath hummin' so bad it'll melt your ice cream
[00:34.41] They say don't say nothing if you can't say nice things
[00:36.86] Sittin' too close to him on BART, like my eyes sting
[00:39.37] I try to be subtle, hand him a stick of gum
[00:42.05] I was a victim of breath on hum
[00:44.41] Running his yap about what sets he from
[00:46.97] Gotta get some gum, gotta gets him some
[00:49.42] He turned it down, his teeth was brown
[00:51.79] Excruciating, foreign, it was a new sensation
[00:54.33] I had to ask the dope to pass the soap
[00:56.72] 'Cause his coat had the stench of crustaceans
[00:59.07] Or bathrooms in a bus station
[01:01.29] He had a can of Olde E and some raisins
[01:04.00] Amazing... head to toe B.O
[01:06.51] He didn't know, used to the fragrance
[01:09.02] 'Cause as the days went without bathing
[01:11.02] He felt manly and not like a maiden
[01:13.80] He had one dread, and fungus
[01:16.09] Said he worked on peoples' toilets with plungers
[01:18.86] Girls, not the guy you would want to tongue ya
[01:21.46] So guys take your cue from this little number
[01:23.44] You gotta wash your ass, if you must
[01:25.81] You gotta wash your hair, if you must
[01:28.47] You gotta brush your teeth, if you must
[01:30.71] Or else you'll be funky
[01:33.52] You gotta wash your ass, if you must
[01:35.74] You gotta wash your hair, if you must
[01:38.14] You gotta brush your teeth, if you must
[01:40.81] Or else you'll be funky
[01:43.75] "To wash up"
[01:53.68] Now in class you need total concentration
[01:56.03] But there's kids in the back holding conversations
[01:58.66] Crackin' on each other, and neither were poster boys
[02:01.65] Both of 'em smell like the type that soap avoid
[02:03.89] Coast enjoyed a leave of absence
[02:05.82] One's fool's feet smelled like it struck some matchsticks
[02:08.26] Brimstone, girls would never bring him home
[02:10.98] I was laughin', then his friend raised his tone
[02:13.45] And said, "Bud, you earled all over yourself" "yeaaah"
[02:16.26] I go so deep on your ass, you'll be submerged
[02:18.80] Like you need to do in water 'cause you smell like a turd
[02:20.87] Wanna cap? Get some courage, your feet smell lurid
[02:23.33] Go look it up, and while you're at it, get a cup
[02:25.90] And squeeze the sweat out your sweatshirt and drink it or gargle
[02:28.68] You get our vote for most stinkiest
[02:31.05] That nigga started thinkin' of shit, said I was frail
[02:33.22] I said he was stale
[02:34.70] Underarms is ripe
[02:35.96] Undergarments tight, about to leap out your holey sweats
[02:38.61] And we holdin' bets, and after this I'm gonna collect
[02:40.97] Nigga check, yourself
[02:42.11] Respect yourself
[02:43.76] And wash your mothafuckin body 'fore your sweatshirt melt
[02:46.08] Like radioactive, no lady find you attractive
[02:48.59] The funk got you captive
[02:50.57] You don't need a map, bitch
[03:00.10] You gotta wash your ass, if you must
[03:02.33] You gotta wash your hair, if you must
[03:05.01] You gotta brush your teeth, if you must
[03:07.31] Or else you'll be funky
[03:09.58] "To wash up"
[03:13.20] You gotta wash your ass, if you must
[03:13.85] You gotta wash your hair, if you must
[03:15.55] You gotta brush your teeth, if you must
[03:17.35] Or else you'll be funky
[03:19.65] "To wash up"
[03:30.78] "Had some soap on my face"
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