[00:02.30]Artist: D12
[00:02.71]Song: My Band
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[00:03.30]Lyrics:
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[00:04.01][Intro]
[00:04.53]I don't know dude...
[00:04.95]I think everyone's all jealous and shit cuz I'm like the lead singer of a band dude...
[00:08.44]And I think everyone's got a fuckin problem with me dude...
[00:11.83]And they need to take it up with me after the show...
[00:15.79]Because...
[00:16.07]
[00:16.32][Chorus]
[00:16.63]These chicks don't even know the name of my band...
[00:20.18]But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands...
[00:24.20]Cuz once I blow they know that i'll be the man...
[00:28.29]All because I'm the lead singer of my band...
[00:31.35]
[00:31.64][Verse 1 - Eminem]
[00:32.00]So I get off stage right and drop the mic
[00:33.76]Walk up to the hot chicks and I'm all like
[00:35.86]"What's up ladies, my name's Slim Shady"
[00:37.87]I'm the lead singer in D12 baby
[00:39.96]They're all like "Oh my god it's him"
[00:41.98]"Becky oh my fuckin' god it's Eminem"
[00:43.82]"I swear to fuckin god dude you fuckin rock"
[00:45.77]"Please won't you please let me suck your cock"
[00:47.60]And by now the rest of the fellas get jealous
[00:49.60]Especially when I drop the beat and do my acapellas
[00:51.80]All the chicks start yellin', all the hot babes
[00:53.66]Throw their bras and their shirt and their panties on stage
[00:55.55]So like every single night they pick a fight with me
[00:57.56]But when we fight it's kinda like sealin rivalry
[00:59.41]Cuz they're back on stage the next night with me
[01:01.40]Dude I just think you're tryna steal the light from me
[01:03.40]Yesterday Kuniva tried to pull a knife on me
[01:05.42]Cause I told him Jessica Alba's my wife to be
[01:07.41]This rock star shit, it's the life for me
[01:09.42]And all the other guys just despise me be
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[01:11.83][Chorus]
[01:12.15]These chicks don't even know the name of my band...
[01:15.53]But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands...
[01:19.83]Cuz once I blow they know that i'll be the man...
[01:23.72]All because I'm the lead singer of my band...
[01:34.31][01:33.68][01:32.98][01:32.01][01:31.12][01:30.38][01:29.67][01:28.96][01:27.65]My band [repeated 9xs]
[01:35.36]
[01:38.86][Verse 2 - Swifty]
[01:43.95]You just wanna see a nigga backwards don't you
[01:45.71]Hey dad how come we don't rap on proto
[01:47.59]Smash these vocals and do a performance
[01:49.42]But we in the van and he in a tour bus
[01:51.42]You don't want my autograph, yous a liar
[01:53.36]And no I'm Swift (oh I thought you was Kuniva)
[01:55.50]What the hell is wrong with that dressing room
[01:57.42]Cuz my shit is lookin smaller than a decimal
[01:59.13]See I know how to rap, see it's simple but
[02:01.19]All I did was read a Russell Simmons book
[02:03.25]So I'm more intect, tryna get on the map
[02:05.25]Doin' jumpin jacks whilin' get whipped on my back
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[02:07.74][Verse 3 - Kuniva and Konartis]
[02:08.14]Look at Em little punk ass thinkin' he the shit
[02:09.32]Yeah I know man find himself takin on a flick
[02:11.39]Hey I thought we had an interview with DJ Clue
[02:13.19]([Em:] No I had an interview not you two)
[02:15.36]You gonna be late for soundcheck
[02:16.56]Man I ain't goin' to soundcheck
[02:17.47]But our mics are screwed up and his always sound best
[02:19.31]You know what man I'ma say somethin
[02:21.49]Hey yo Em
[02:22.26]([Em:] You got somethin to say?!)
[02:23.26]Man no
[02:23.71]I thought you bout to tell him off, what's up
[02:25.24]Man I'ma tell him when I feel like it, man shut up
[02:27.20]And you ain't even back me up when we s'posed to be crew
[02:29.12]When I was bout to talk right after you
[02:31.05]I swear, I swear man
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[02:32.13][Chorus]
[02:32.42]These chicks don't even know the name of my band...
[02:35.41]But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands...
[02:39.39]Cuz once I blow they know that i'll be the man...
[02:43.52]All because I'm the lead singer of my band...
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[02:47.03][Verse 4 - Proof]
[02:47.35]They say the lead singers rock, but the group does not
[02:48.97]Once we sold out arenas to the amusement park
[02:50.88]I'm gonna let the world know that proof is hot
[02:52.91]I should cut his mic off when the musics starts
[02:54.98]Ready to snap on a dumbass fan
[02:56.92]Every time i hear (Hey dude I love your band)
[02:58.98]We ain't a band bitch we don't play instruments
[03:01.21]So why he get 90 and we only get 10 percent
[03:03.16]And these guys they can find every area code
[03:04.95]([Em:] Proof carry my bag)
[03:06.24]Bitch carry your own
[03:07.14]Can't make it to the stage, security in my way
[03:08.94](Who the fuck are you? Where's Obie and Dre?!)
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[03:11.60][Verse 5 - Bizarre]
[03:11.87]***dammit I'm sick of this group
[03:13.10]Time for me to go solo and make some loop
[03:15.15]I told you I made the beats and wrote all the raps
[03:17.01]Till Kon Artis slipped me some crack
[03:18.87]Lose Yourself video I was in the back
[03:21.08]Superman video I was in the back
[03:22.95]Fuck the media, I got some suggestions
[03:25.01]Fuck Marshall, ask us the questions
[03:27.15]Like who's D12, how we get started
[03:29.10](What about Eminem?)
[03:30.03]Bitch are you retarded?
[03:31.11]Anyway I'm the popularest guy in the group
[03:33.38]Big ass stomache, bitches think I'm cute
[03:34.93]50 told me to do situps to get buff
[03:36.94]I did two and a half and then I couldn't get up
[03:39.01]Fuck D12, I'm outta this band
[03:40.87]I'm gonna start a group with the real Roxanne
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[03:43.18][Eminem]
[03:43.49]Girl why cant you see your the only one for me
[03:49.44]and it just tares my ass apart to know that you dont know my band...
[03:59.28][Chorus - Bizarre]
[03:59.60]These chicks don't even know the name of my band...(ha ha)
[04:02.92]But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands...(Fuck Marshall)
[04:06.86]Cuz once I blow they know that i'll be the man...
[04:10.62]All because I'm the lead singer of my band...
[04:22.55][04:21.54][04:20.91][04:19.93][04:19.28][04:18.27][04:17.51][04:16.97][04:16.21][04:15.08]My Band [Repeated 9x]
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[04:24.05][Outro]
[04:25.88]The hottest boy band in the world...
[04:28.90]D12!
[04:31.55][Eminem as a salsa singer]
[04:31.88]I'm the lead singer of my band, I get all the girl's to take off their underpants
[04:34.68]And the lead singer of my band, my salsa
[04:36.69]Makes all the pretty girl's wanna dance
[04:38.67]My salsa, look out for my next single, it's called My Salsa...
[04:43.40]My salsa, salsa, salsa, salsa, my salsa
[04:48.39]Makes all the pretty girls wanna dance
[04:49.19]And take off their underpants
[04:50.52]My salsa makes all the pretty girls wanna dance
[04:53.12]And take off their underpants, my salsa
[04:56.28](Where'd everybody go?)
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[04:57.40]end